Me in an outline form: Lives with a 15.5 year old English Bulldog (that's 122 in regular dog years) - Can tie a wicked Cherry stem knot with my tongue (me, not the dog) - Was a fantastic soccer goalie - was born in beautiful, green Georgia - Have a bachelor of science in Biology/Zoology that comes in oh so handy while whenever the topic of conversation turns to marine invertebrates, "hey, look over there, is that a "Clibinalus Vitatus?" - Have written two books painfully prolific and profoundly pointless poetry just dieing to get out there and set the progress of good art and literature back about 100 years - Still manage to pop out an original idea every once in while, as the wise Buddha would say: "A wise man is silent, a fool speaks, so if you're gonna break the silence, at least be funny" - Have white water kayaked in class V rapids (class V are at the top of the dangerous and stupid list) - Traded in my kayak for a shiny set of Callaway Irons - smile when cornered or confused – up for any kinda live performances, except for ones with animals fighting, concerts with none of the original band members on stage or I have to wear a blindfold to get to (been there, worn that, haven't we all... right?)
WISH LIST – a cosmo-bohemian who leans towards the arts - equipped with ability to speak with her eyes, (hopefully her mouth also, but not her ears or pancreas… long story there but let’s just say I learned my lesson well… come on, pancreas is funny, the word alone is funny, doesn’t even need a joke, it’s funny by itself… wait for it...wait for it....Pancreas!… see!) She can act like a child if the situation calls for it, a nice mix: 1/4 nurturing, 1/4 inspiring, 1/4 humor, 1/4 wanton youthful lust and 1/4 TBD (I know, that's what I call a "Spare Fourth", you're either born with the extra 1/4 or you can pick one up cheap, with a side of cotton candy, at most State Fairs in the faint hours of twilight but you gotta be willing to pay...) Ready to go in High-heels or bare feet. She should come with her own ideas and opinions and be prepared to defend them at any moment - Willing to spend time doing any or all of the following: going to any kinda live performances, point at the sky, (Pancreas… gotcha again!) poke fun of anybody who takes themselves too seriously, movie marathons (that includes the occasional subtitled arty-farty film) play lots of golf, leave’n town for the weekend, lots of Disneyland, lots of sushi, junior mints and so on…
