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40 year old man
Santa Monica, California, United States

Seeking:
women 25-40
Within:
25 Miles of Santa Monica, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I feel naked. I had very long hair and I cut it all off. Now, I only have a few pictures to put up here. At least you know what I really look like at this moment.

It doesn't matter if my hair is long or short. I'm way better than the tools you normally date.

What makes me better? Well, first off, no back or shoulder hair. I've got a ManGroomer.

Second, I read a lot of Judy Blume as a kid so I know what it's like to be a teenage girl. Can you say empathy?

If you haven't laughed by now, don't bother contacting me. I don't get much funnier that that.

I'm not the best looking member of my family. That would be my little brother. He's adopted.

Still, I'm pretty hot, and way more articulate than my little brother who sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles and CP.

Let's celebrate every day, eat sushi, and watch movies/TV. Sound good?

Interests:
Alumni connections, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Martial arts, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Pet Essay:

I'm allergic to cats. I like pets but they're a pain when you want to go out of town. I'd prefer you don't have any but it's not a big deal either way.

Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Pisces
College:
University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
For fun:

I love movies, poker, bowling, pool, video games, and more movies!

Favorite hot spots:

I like bars on the Westside and I hate clubs. I'm a member of The Magic Castle and I love hanging there. However, nothing in the world is better than Las Vegas!

Favorite things:

I love The Beat Generation, South Park, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Indian food, and too many other books, movies, and music to name.

Last read:

Outliers, Tipping Point, Life

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 5'6" (167cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Daily, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Retired, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I'm a professional comedian/magician specializing in private parties and corporate events.

Income:
$150,001+
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
No
No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Faith:
Atheist
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Spiritual but not religious
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I graduated from the University of Central Florida in 1996 with a BA in Communications.

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