I feel naked. I had very long hair and I cut it all off. Now, I only have a few pictures to put up here. At least you know what I really look like at this moment.
It doesn't matter if my hair is long or short. I'm way better than the tools you normally date.
What makes me better? Well, first off, no back or shoulder hair. I've got a ManGroomer.
Second, I read a lot of Judy Blume as a kid so I know what it's like to be a teenage girl. Can you say empathy?
If you haven't laughed by now, don't bother contacting me. I don't get much funnier that that.
I'm not the best looking member of my family. That would be my little brother. He's adopted.
Still, I'm pretty hot, and way more articulate than my little brother who sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles and CP.
Let's celebrate every day, eat sushi, and watch movies/TV. Sound good?