So I live at home with my mom, I don't like to bathe, and I'm an ex-convict, but I'm on here just looking for someone special to carry me and all of my baggage with them forever since I'm also very lazy and doing absolutely nothing with my life.
In my spare time I enjoy throwing sharp objects off my balcony, kicking dogs, and slapping old people, but in all seriousness though, I totally slap old people.
I like women who are built like a sack of laundry and who wear excessive makeup all the time, even to bed, and the more materialistic you are the better since intelligence is seriously overrated.
And there you have it, another BS profile, try not to be too impressed...
Ok fine, I guess I should be at least a little honest on here and not come off as a total creep (if you took any of that even remotely seriously we will never mesh). I've lived in Miami for 9 years by way of Canada, I speak Polish, have a finance degree, and love sports (just not baseball). I'm a beach bum at heart but I am very career focused and am looking for a professional women who is independent, fit, and smart, and most importantly someone I have great chemistry with, that's all...
