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38 year old man
Boynton Beach, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 26-41
Within:
35 Miles of Boynton Beach, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

And now for something completely different. There are several articles out there right now about a columnist who posted the most abhorrent online profile and was shocked that men still wrote to her. I am not shocked at all mainly because when it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons. Which is to say there are a lot men who have no idea what is actually going on inside themselves and that leads to actions that lack depth. Google the article if you'd like a laugh or two. With that being said, here are some contrasts and in the end those you pursue and respond to do reflect your goals, interests, and values.

1. I would have assumed the profile was fake, but even if it were real no thank you. I have better things to do than look in the gutters of life for women.
2. I don't have mirror "selfies." Most of the photos I have been in over the last several years include an ex so I am not going to post those ad nauseam
3. I will not be advertising possessions or net worth as a substitute for actual substance. You cannot have a conversation or build a friendship or relationship with a car, boat, jet ski, or a stack of money.
4. I waited to have children because I think stability, maturity, and life experience are more valuable than rushing into a bad decision plus my interests lie within building an actual family not acquiring a line of "baby mama's" (what a ridiculous term but it does have universal understanding at this point)
5. My mind is sharp, my ears always open, my eyes tend to notice everything, my moral compass is engaged, and I am very direct in my conversations

Now on to more assorted unrelated thoughts...

I believe in the law of attraction in that our thoughts and emotions do affect what manifests in our lives. Furthermore, there are weird random events that seem to be merely coincidence happen frequently, but are they really coincidence ?

Love really does conquer all and heal all. I am looking for the one... Not the Hollywood version but rather the real life combination of chemistry, attraction, personality and common life goals. Age, money, and status matter to the extent you allow them, but chemistry and compatibility are mysterious and have no one size fits all formula and I like it that way.

Who I'm looking for... ? I can confidently say I haven't a clue when it comes to a type. I thought I knew... Maybe once knew... However I'd like to find a woman with a sense of humor, a love for life, a sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile not to be confused with a killer's smile. The ability to run in heels is purely optional. Hell, I couldn't do it.

Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Most of the time, you shouldn't either. I'm just your not so average athletic and humor guy that has his life together so other than I'm open to discuss anything including aliens, baseball philosophy, vacation destinations, alien vacation destinations...


The possibilities are endless but more so than the place the following would be awesome:

“She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.”

Wine and people watching / farmers market on a weekend / comedy club

let's keep it simple and conversational to start - there's plenty of time to try other things if the chemistry is right. Adventure is good too - skydiving anyone ?

Interests:
Alumni connections, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Political interests, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Golf, Dancing, Martial arts, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I love animals and it has always been that way. I could never turn away a doberman. I have had several and they are the most loyal and protective dogs on the planet.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Sagittarius
College:
Rasmussen College Ocala, Ocala, FL
For fun:

Great conversation and some wine or a few drinks, people watching, traveling, staying active, live music, and movies. Fun is a state of mind and I believe that a happy life is more about who you are with than what is being done or where it is done at

Favorite hot spots:

On a broad level: Grand Cayman, The Bahamas, Blue Ridge Mountains, Key West, The National Mall in DC, Wrigley Field, Ybor City in Tampa, and much more. Fun is about who you are with but the where can make it an unforgettable memory

Favorite things:

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, The Dark Knight, Casino Royale, Inception, Wedding Crashers,LOTR: The Two Towers. Music: LIVE MUSIC from Shinedown to Fl-GA Line to local cover bands. Sunsets, red wine, sunshine, rum, word games, and beach sand

Last read:

The Alchemist for the 10th time, The Black Hole Wars, and a ton of school books.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Blue
Blue, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Blonde
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Retail / Food services, Sales / Marketing, Student, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Architecture / Interior design

Real Estate Investment / Asset Management

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, White / Caucasian

Irish / German / Cherokee

Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

University of North Florida / University of Central Florida / Rasmussen College

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