I subscribe to two magazines, Bon App?tit and Popular Mechanics, which pretty much sums me up in a nut shell. I could stop there (you already know all about me) but against my better judgment, I shall go on.
I am a simple man, not Forrest Gump simple, more like a cross between Andy Taylor and Cary Grant (for his humor not looks). If you have to Google those names, stop reading now because you are too young for me, and you may not get the rest of this. My mother is from Arkansas, and my father from Tennessee, so I hold the door for woman that I don't even know, that's just what you do. I know what you are thinking; yes I do still have all of my teeth. I love to eat, and I love to cook, I just finished remodeling my kitchen, I will not show you a picture of that because of the unfair advantage I would have against the other men here. But I will show you my stand mixer with the pin striped flames; don't let it scare you though.
I do not like to run unless I am being chased, and depending on who is chasing I will let them catch me sometimes. I did enjoying running in my younger years, I did it with scissors, VERY FAST. That's the kind of man that I am, living on the edge at least 4% of the time, OK they were my kids safety scissors but they where scissors none the less. Some people view the glass as half empty, and some half full, I am thankful that I have a glass, (Einstein would say that unless the glass were in vacuum, the glass is always full) extra points if you get that one!
I don't have any piercings or tattoos. Not that I have anything against that, I just never found anything that I wanted to put on my blank canvas. If I had to get a tattoo, I think that I would get a pig with all of the cuts of meat detailed. Did you know that a Boston Butt cut doesn't even come from the butt; it's the shoulder, go figure. Did I mention that I am not a vegetarian? I have 2 grills and a smoker and I use all 3 depending on the situation.
My last girlfriend said that I didn't listen,,, or something like that, I am not sure, I wasn’t paying attention, I think she told me that during a Broncos game. (Just kidding about that one.)
I do have a serious side, but dating should be fun. We can do the “job interview” part later. I may not be your cup of tea, no worries, hopefully you got a good chuckle and you have a nice day.