Im going to be 100% honest and tell you I really hate filling out this part. Im not salesman and I think this part is all about sales. I could tell you all these great things about me, but im not going to. Maybe you would like to find out for yourself? So, to keep it simple.
Im me. I know what I want, who I am and what I can give.
I know im a smartass and like to joke a lot, but I also know I like passion and romance.
I have a job, a career and a little beagle girl who is my life.
I told you I was bad at this.. So
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Top Ten Reason to Date Me!!
10. Good Dresser: I'm like Superman, I can wear my underwear on the outside.
9. Multi Talented: Can give oral, unless you prefer it written down.
8. Educated: Just read part one of 101 sex postions, part two is all practical.
7. Goal Oriented: Would like to break my record of sex, of 1 minute 47 seconds.
6. Actor: Starred and had a leading role is a short home made movie. Runtime 1 minute and 47 seconds.
5. Largeness: I have one of the biggest male organs between my??? Ears.
4. Rejection Expert: 3 Dear Johns, 2 dont email back, 1 was in bold type, 3 cant make its, 4 blocked msgs, 20 no replies.. Not bad for this week!
3. War Hero: Just got the purple heart on Call of Duty Black ops.
2. Loyalty: I'm prepared to lie on how we met to our family and friends..
1. You dating me would validate what I aready been telling people for the past 4 weeks...
