For the ladies uninterested in reading my lengthy (but funny) description of myself, I will provide a brief summary......ready?
Simply put....I am awesome. Every moment with me is a magical moment of amazing. If you fail to wink, email or respond to one of my emails, you are truly missing out on my greatness. Hanging out with me is an experience on par with watching the creation of the universe. You wouldn't want to miss out on that, would you?
Thus ends the brief summary portion of your tour of me. If you feel like reading the full summary, feel free to continue below.
Still around? Well here goes.....
If I'm not spending my time looking for quick hookups on match.com, I can be found in front of my bathroom mirror taking shirtless photos of myself to share with all the ladies. I'm not much of a talker. I expect my eyes to do all the talking because that is all that's needed once you stare at these bad boys. I don't have much of an education, but who really needs it when you have the ability to woo the opposite sex like I can. A woman once told me she did not deserve to be in my presence. I told her while that may be the case, I was willing to make an exception because people do need to believe that miracles can happen.
Now if you have made it this far (and I give you props for trying), then odds are you can get a good idea of my sense of humor. So hopefully my killer intro hooked you in enough to actually read what I'm really like. I'll try and keep it short and simple. Ready? Here we go.....
Me? I love talking to people and hearing their stories. I'm a Libra, so I am all about balance. I feel balance is important in a relationship and life and I make sure everything I do revolves around maintaining that balance. I definitely spent a good portion of my early years throwing that balance totally out of whack, but over the past few years, I've worked hard to level it out. I've become much more grounded and accepting of my place in this world and I feel the lessons I have learned from those experiences has helped me understand how to relate and understand what other people are going through. All those experiences in life have provided me with a very humorous opinion on things and I feel it is important to laugh at everything life throws at you.
What am I looking for? That's what I am still trying to find out. I've worked so hard at solidifying myself that what I want in relationship is still up to debate. I would like someone that is funny, can roll with the punches and laugh at my random humor. Someone that can appreciate the trust, affection and effort I put into a relationship while also being my best friend and companion through the journey of life. Someone that believes a relationship should try to be a 50/50 effort and not a one-sided affair.
As much as I have seen in this life, I feel there is so much more I have yet to see and experience and I want someone willing to share those experiences with.
What can I offer you? How about lots of laughs, great conversation, fun times, and a willingness to provide you with a relationship a women deserves.......and I have been told I have amazing eyes.
