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Active over 3 weeks ago

31 year old man
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Seeking:
women 25-33
Within:
10 Miles of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Hello, ladies!

I’m sure filtering your way through countless profiles of homely, uninteresting men can be a chore. Especially because none of them tell you what you really need to know about a person. So to help you out, I've created this handy frequently asked questions (FAQs) list to answer all of the things you’re probably really dying to ask me. :-)

1. What do you do for a living?

Daydream, mostly. Also, I use corporate buzzwords to present a carefully cultivated sense of heightened productivity, thereby leveraging corporate synergies and achieving strategic paradigm shifts.

Oh, you mean what do I get paid for? Something something, corporate communications, something something. I don’t really know half the time.

2. What would you like to do?

Still daydream. Also, write. Fame and fortune would be lovely, but I’ll settle for a good legacy and leaving this messed-up world a better place than I found it.

3. Why are you on Match?

I’d stand on the corner and catcall, but I can’t whistle. No, seriously. I can’t.

4. Will you listen to me at the end of the day, even if you’re watching sports?

No matter how engrossed I am in this game / show / test pattern, I am also completely interested in the non-related story you are trying to tell me. Yes, of course it's all her fault. She's just jealous of how pretty you are.

5. Will you kill this bug for me?

Depends. Is the kind that goes *crunch*?

6. Do you really play the saxophone?

Yes. I also write, photograph, cook, and occasionally pull airplanes for charity. Not that you’re interested in any of that other stuff.

7. Do you like pants?

I love pants.

8. What do you look for in a woman?

Sweet sarcasm, a playful sense of humor, a grand sense of adventure and spontaneity, and a deep desire to live a life less ordinary. The rest is negotiable.

Also, no New York sports fans. I can only take so much.

9. Why should I date you?

Because I have good hygiene and old people love me. Having spent enough time in this city, I’m convinced that puts me ahead of 99% of the male population.

But if that’s not enough, just know that if things click between us, I’ll treat you like the best thing ever. Because you clearly will be.

10. Do these pants make me look fat?

It’s not possible for you to look fat.


Any other questions? Let’s chat!

Interests:
Book club, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Football, Golf, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Taurus
College:
I'll tell you later
Favorite things:

Trail mix. The Phillies. Peanut Butter. Thunderstorms. Not using my car. Bad movies. Sarcastic banter. Laughing so hard it hurts. Fall days. Eggnog. Exploration. A book I can't put down, no matter how trashy or ridiculous it may be.

Last read:

Neil Gaiman's Smoke and Mirrors, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (yes, I know), Roger Zelazney's Chronicles of Amber, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, The October Country

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
No preference

Wordsmith. Modern-day poet. Teller of stories great and small.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

There are more things in heaven and in earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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