First off, yes I have accepted the fact that I should not be too proud to give one of these online dating things a shot.
I am an indivdual that thrives off of adventure and different life-experiences. I love questions. Questions are the entrance into conversations. I love people that aspire to know more than what a book, movies, and the media tells them; or what anyone tells them for that matter. I love people that can smile at anything. Not enough people smile. I want to do so much with my life, that my desire to do everything gets in the way of planting my roots anywhere. I have planted my seeds (not sexually...pervs) in a lot of places, yet still am waiting for those damn things to start blossoming. Also, Dr. Steve Brule is my family doctor so you must be ok with that. If you are unaware of who Dr. Steve Brule is, then I suggest that you Youtube him and..."Check it Out!", For your health.
I was born in Van Nuys (L.A.), grew up in Phoenix, was a medic in the Navy/Marines, went to film school in Hollywood, have back-packed for 4 months Europe/Egypt, and now have moved back to Vegas (3rd time in 11 years). I recently left a 2-year job that required living out of a suitcase and in hotel rooms while giving tours of Southwest America to college-aged Australians, Kiwis, Brits, and various tourists from Asian countries. I can either bore the hell out of you or fascinate the f*%^k out of you on the history of and significant places in the Southwest.
As for what I look for in a girl-
1. A homo-sapein with XX chromosome who is born in the Quaternar era, preferably of Generation Y.
2. Does not suffer from DSM-IV religious delusional schizophrenia (or at least be open to treatment).
3. Has the ability to suppress her Whore gene.
4. One that does not suffer from the psychology of "compensation" by using tactics fueled by their insecure vanity; i.e. tons of make-up, high maintenance, thinking her clothes must look "cute" even at the gym, very few (if any) plastic/silicone parts, etc.
5. Must not be a sycophant to totalitarian tyrants; have independent thought with critical and free-thinking skills.
6. Use proper grammar and spelling of common words. This includes text messages.
7. Have a desire to learn shit. Collegiate education level means almost nothing to me ( I know some STUPID college educated females and very intelligent high school educated ones)...but acceptance and contentment of current knowledge of objective subjects relevant to life in general, does; history, science, religion, philosophy, politics, worldly issues (just read 'The Huff'), etc.
8. Have benevolent kindness fueled by humanitarian altruism and not by some hope of being compensated for it; heaven, monetary reward, karma, returned oral sex (joking), etc. Although, I do realize, through Darwinian Evolution we are ALL self-centered to some extent. But please keep it to a minimal.
9. SHE MUST NOT HAVE ANY OF THESE TRAITS!- jealous, petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak, vindictive, homophobic, superficial, racist, MEGALOMANIACAL-ARROGANCE (pay special attention to this one), sadomasochistic (this is just scary), capricious, malevolent, or bitchiness...to name a few.
10. If she knows who all the following people are, she gets extra-credit points. And if she can hold a conversation about half of them...I'd fall in love with her on the spot (given she passes the physical test); Bertrand Russell, Charles Darwin, Christopher Hitchens, Lawrence Krauss, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Isaac Newton, Carl Sagan, Brian Cox, any philosopher (ancient or contemporary), Richard Feynman, Jesus, God (Yahweh), Hellen Keller, or Charlie Chaplin.
...but all that truly matters, is that she tries to not be a dishonest hooker.