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37 year old man
Playa del Rey, California, United States

Seeking:
women 25-35
Within:
30 Miles of Playa del Rey, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

ACCESS AMERICA

Dateline Los Angeles, California...

New Man On The Scene takes radical departure from
conventional lifestyle!

Access America uncovered today that Tim A. shattered
tradition and wrote something interesting online!

Tim declares, "I'm not the cliche 'Nice Guy Tired Of The
Bar Scene Who Likes Sports And long Walks On The Beach...'"
adding, "Bla Bla Bla!"

Women all over America have been enthusiastically responding
to his new and unique approach of being massively interesting.

"OMG! First profile here that didn't mention loving puppies,
being comfortable in either blue jeans or a tux, and didn't
have a cheesy shirtless bathroom photo...this guy ROCKS!
I wanna move to LA!"
- Kristina, San Francisco

Access America has gathered that Tim can be spotted all
over SoCal - practicing yoga or parkour on Sunday mornings,
at beer and wine tastings raising a fine vintage or
judging the newest Tripel microbrew, fine dining with
friends out of the limelight, or occasionally roaming the
downtown hotspots with a lovely " 1" on his arm.

"We had such an incredible convo! Wimpy flattery? No.
But I think he's totally ruining me for other guys!"
- Heidi, Marina Del Rey

Our foreign correspondents have verified a well-worn US
passport and glimpsed a Thailand visa, and stamps from
Cambodia and Taiwan on the last page. They have also
spotted Tim (aka "Maestro" as the Ticos and traceurs
affectionately call him) climbing in the Sierras, Rockies,
Smokies, and undisclosed locations in the desert southwest
and tropical rainforests.

Late off the wire is a sighting of Tim crossing the finish
lines at Chicago Metro Dash and SoCal Warrior Dash, brutal
endurance races where only the fittest survive. He has also
officially announced his bid for the title "American Ninja Warrior,"
which will take place in beautiful Venice CA next spring, airing
worldwide in May.

One lucky paparazzo recently snapped a photo of Tim sitting
in with Bob Seger's guitarist at a local acoustic music
night, singing what one awed spectator called, "a dead
nuts rendition of Ring Of Fire." She continued, "Wow, man!"

Rumor has it Tim has been known to organize social groups
for fun, sport, and entertainment. Sources close to Tim
reveal that he is somewhat of a mystery to most, and has
not had a verifiable employer for several years, but seems
to attend charity functions regularly.

"Gosh, he's like some sort of consultant or something,"
I know he is no cubicle jockey... Whenever anyone asks
he just says 'ha! please...' and that's the end of it."

Even among staffers here at Access America, there seems to
be quite a controversy about this enthralling character -
Man Of Intrigue, Urban Ninja, Entrepreneur, Creative Force,
Mentor To Children, Athlete, Adventurer, Spelunker, or
simply Enigma Clouded In Mystery?

One thing is certain, whenever Tim A. is spotted, he and
those around him always seem to be enjoying themselves.

He has also been known to go underground for extended
periods of time, especially after meeting the right woman...


That's all for this very special edition of Access America.
Good luck - it's a jungle out there!

Interests:
Alumni connections, Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Dancing, Martial arts, Running, Soccer, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Yoga, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

NOTE: If your kitties are your world and your everything, just invest in some fuzzy slippers and a housecoat, and settle in for spinsterhood.

Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Taurus
College:
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
For fun:

Fun is not optional. Boredom is not an option.

Favorite hot spots:

The local hot spot is wherever we are.

Favorite things:

Peace Love and Happiness. And Ninjas.

Last read:

NOTE: If you think Twilight is literature, please get struck by lightning soon.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'4" (193cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Bald
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I get by. Gold diggers need not apply.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
No preference

I'm Chaldean... I bet you don't know what that is.

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. Write that down.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

I bleed Maize & Blue blood.

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