I'm not from the area originally, but have been living in the DC/MD area since 2003 for college and now a career...
I promise, I'm far wittier than this short narrative would have you believe.
I spend way too much time reading about and listening to all types of music and stand up comedy. What can I say? I like to destroy my ear drums and laugh.
And also, does everybody on Match ride horses besides me?
