Congrats! After hours upon hours of searching through countless creepy profiles, you have finally found the winner! And unlike those other guys, I don't still live with my parents, so that's also a plus.
I'm not going to put my elaborate bio on here, but be sure to look for it coming to a bookstore near you. I'm a great time and sometimes a handful. I'm up for almost anything, always looking for the next challenge or experience.
If you think you're up for it then shoot me an email or a lame wink if you must. I might just let you take me to dinner or coffee.