NEW UPDATE:
Ladies, check it out.
Think really hard about what you're about to read.
So I've checked out a ton of your profiles since I joined yesterday and at our ages we have to start being careful so we don't become tainted.
Some of these pages -- when read between the lines -- sound as declarations to stay single... forever.
That's where there's danger because at these ages we have lived half of our lives. And we get used to certain things.
And being single is one of them. So no matter what our words say some of our actions reflect interests that don't really incite unity with the opposite sex.
Let's not fall into that trap.
I read one woman's page that starts off with "well I don't like most guys but..." Lol.
See?
Let's toast to not being single.
Salud.
UPDATE END:
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Ok, here's the story:
I'm not trying to be on here going on date after date. Not my intention or goal. Scoring multiple women is not one of my hobbies.
I have more than enough interests to keep me occupied.
I just wanna get this section of my life squared away. You know, female partner and all.
So if I meet one -- keyword:one -- nice woman that lives nearby with a sensible head on her shoulders, I'm done. That's it. I'm off of the site.
I don't want each and everyone of you.
All is need is one and I'm cool.
So can you help me shut my profile down?
Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
!!MINOR BORING GETTING TO KNOW YOU CHIT-CHAT ALERT!!
I'm from the East Coast, watching movies, collecting and listening to vinyl records (instrumental Hip-Hop, everything from '66-'74), traveling.
My Ideal Person:
I guess it would be fairly obvious to say that I'm attracted to honest, down to earth blah, blah, blah.
Lemme tell you some things you probably didn't guess that I like in a woman.
I like women that wear white pants or skirts (in season of course). What else? Oh yeah, women that like eating dessert in bed. Late at night.
Women who have at least ONE hobby. Or hopefully many things about which she's passionate.
I love a woman that smells good. I mean like Bath and Body Works little fruity lotions and such. And perfume. Love that on a woman.
Oh ok, let's just throw this out there: I'm not a big fan of women wearing weaves, wigs or fake hair.
It confuses me.
Makes me feel like I'm about to get in trouble or something.
Like what's the disguise for? But I can't talk about it or ask about it or I'm gonna get it.
See, too much. Just be normal.
I like music a lot. One time I saw snake when I went hiking. I didn't like that. I like snacks. If I had kids I'd be married. I like Fela Kuti. Sometimes I battle him versus James Brown. I watch foreign films like they were released domestically. Today I learned about a cool astrophysicist. Sometimes I try to trick my godbrother into watching horror movies that will scare the isht outta him. I have 72% success rate with that. I'm actually listening to music as I type this.
(I have a ton of pics. Ask or "axe" and ye shall receive)
:)