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40 year old man
Millard, Nebraska, United States

Seeking:
women 28-48
Within:
50 Miles of Millard, Nebraska, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Height:
6'4" (193cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Dating Application ***** DISCLAIMER...SMARTASS ALERT*******
I am currently accepting applications for the open position of "Girlfriend". If you would like to be considered for this position, please fill out the following application and return it to me at your earliest convenience. If possible, please provide references along with your completed application.

Is there any days or hours that you would not be able to perform the position of girlfriend? If so, please list:

Do you have any restrictions that would hinder you from performing your duties as a girlfriend? For example, a crazy ex-stalker, you are married, go awol without your meds...etc.:
If answered yes to the previous question, please explain:

Do you have a history of mental illness?
*If you answered yes to the previous question you will not be considered for the position of "girlfriend". Sorry, but there is only room for one crazy person in this relationship, and I currently hold that title and position. You will however be considered for the position of "stalker"

Reason for leaving last relationship? For example, Hostile work environment, restraining order, husband found out about you cheating...etc.:

If referred by someone, please list their name so I know whether or not to thank them, or slap them once I interview you:

Please list any special skills you may have that would qualify you for the position of "my girlfriend":

Please explain why you think you would be perfect for the position of "my girlfriend":
*Job Description Duties*
This position is an entry level position only, with possible room for advancement. You will start out only as dating(friends). Once your probational period is up, you will recieve a formal review and if you have performed your job well, you may be promoted to the position of "friends with benifits' or a management position with title of 'girlfriend'.
As my girlfriend you would be performing the normal duties that goes along with the common definition of a girlfriend. You will be asked to cuddle with me from time to time, wear uncomfortable lingerie, laugh with me, cry with me, have fun going out on occasion, yell at me if and when I forget an important date....ex: the anniversary of the first time we ordered take out food while watching a "chic flick" while wearing matching T-shirts on a night of a full moon or some stupid sh*t like that. There will be the option for overtime work starting the end of August till the end of October when I will be coaching youth football, probably as a tackling dummy ;)
*Job Requirements*
*Must be willing to travel....I like to go out from time to time!
*Must be willing to have sex after a reasonable probational period...preferably more often then once every four months!
*Must have good verbal communication skills.....believe it or not, I actually like to have intelligent, or not so intelligent, conversations with my girlfriend!
*Must be willing to work in a fast paced work environment....No I’m not talking about sex here...although....
*Must be willing to work in an occasionally stressful work environment ...let’s face it, I am a smartass...you probably will get frustrated with me sooner or later!
*If hired, you will not be allowed to "Moonlight" as someone elses girlfriend at the same time....if you are caught moonlighting, you will be fired on the spot!
*Job Benefits*
Although I do not currently offer any health plan Benefits for the position of "girlfriend", I do offer a recreational/exercise plan....use your imagination...lol. ;)

Interests:
Camping, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Golf, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Aquarius
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Fishing, movies, comedy clubs, sporting events, friends and family, coaching, poker, casino, etc etc

Favorite hot spots:

Whatever lake I'm at fishing and the football field.

Favorite things:

Music I like mostly classic and harder rock. Big movie junkie, enjoy all types. Tv shows...The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Kitchen Nightmares, football, nascar, MMA.

Last read:

The books that I have read over the last 5 years have all been about coaching football :)

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'4" (193cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Curvy
Eyes:
Blue
Green
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Yes, but trying to quit
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

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Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
No preference

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