My old profile on here was more of a novel…had jokes, examples of what I do and how I am…but…frankly…it was HUGE…so it is time to downsize. This is an advertisement…right? So let’s start marketing!
•I have a car that actually runs AND looks pretty good. I only mention this because the lack of photos of me either driving it or lying topless on it may place doubt if I could actually meet you where there isn’t a bus stop.
•I am Centrally Located (Camelback Corridor, near the Biltmore) and am Centrally balanced as well…in other words…I am great at taking things as they come…but also in making them happen.
•As my headline says…I am a mix of Ross and Chandler…so much so that I have to pay NBC a dollar every time I say “Pivot” or get scared of a turkey.
•I am a History Major and former teacher and now work at a college (Ross).
•I have a great sense of humor and am a tad sarcastic when it calls for it (Chandler).
•I have a “secret” reason that I am very much like Chandler…just ask me about it.
•I have written a book, zip-lined over the rain forest used in Predator, and love to travel.
•I have an 11 yr old son who is with me most of the time during the school year. I am incredibly proud of him and, frankly...of how I am as a father...but much more than that...I am proud of how I take my responsibilities and don't expect others to do it for me.
•I really am SIX feet tall…you are welcome to bring a measuring tape on the first date…I’ll even kick off my shoes.
•I live in balance…am proud of how I look, but am working to look better (no, not Botox)…but proud that I can see my toes…all 11 of them (ask me if I am kidding).
•I listen to most kinds of music, enjoy most kinds of events and actually do get off of my couch.
•I have boy dogs and a boy…so the testosterone is palpable in my house…I have to fight the urge to eat raw eggs and grunt…hence the “Island of Misfit Boys.”
•If you want to know more...say hi and ask. At the very least...you may want to hear about the time I won Top Ten at the largest Arabian horse show in the world by singing Madonna. If that's not a teaser...I am not sure what is.
Well…my goal of SHORT may have not been successful…but if the other goals of a smile on your face and the actual understanding of my humor were reached…then say hi. I do not believe in B.S. and I am who I am. I am NOT average…and if you are on here, it is doubtful that the average guy with all of the average drama that goes with him is what you truly want. So…let’s give extraordinary a shot…I know that is what I am looking for. Are you?
