Not every relationship that ends is a failure. And not every relationship that lasts is a success. Pretty deep huh?
Just looking to meet someone Real and see where it goes.
I like to “go out and play”, and I like to kick it sometimes too. I’m up for just about anything except jumping out of airplanes and bungee jumping.
Most of the photos are current, the scanned 4x6s are kinda old just to show you a bit of my past. We all have a past.
If you really want to know someone, you have to meet them, actually talk, take in their body language and pheromones. Let’s face it. It’s all too easy to be totally full of S#!T here. Profiles can deceive you, don’t trust them. Instead, trust that little voice inside you, and those butterflies in your tummy. They never lie.
If you are the right one for me, then I’m just dying to meet you! It’ll be awesome! I’ll have you in stitches, and you’ll make me do ridiculous things and get away with it. There will be lot’s of positive energy and random acts of romance coming your way. Can you handle that?
So let's keep it simple to start. Meet for a drink or coffee and see what happens. Pen pals need not apply ;-)
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Just to make sure you’re not one of Those Fruitcakes I've heard about, I look to the guidance of Mr. Jeff Foxworthy. He’s compiled a list for me of 10 ways to tell if…”well I don’t know, you might be a Fruitcake”
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Well, i dont know...You might be a Fruitcake if…..
If you make major life decisions based on the zodiac….
If you can’t pump gas because you might break a nail…
If you own a copy of “The Rules”…
If you have no friends except for your BF….
If you still live with your parents, cause you never moved out….
If you’re married and still messing about here….
If you go on Match dates to keep yourself well fed….
If you won't share your phone number or meet someone because your afraid of being "stalked". (then what are you doing here?)...
If you share your bed with the pizza delivery boy, your grown children or “guy friends”….
If (And this is the Big one), if you were born a MAN and then decided you wanted to become a WOMAN....
You might be a Fruitcake….
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So, all you non-Fruitcakes. Let’s have coffee or meet for happy hour. You never know..
Bob.
