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Fortune favors the bold, ladies. And just sitting behind the keyboard--and waiting for George Clooney-- won't butter no parsnips.

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61 year old man
Escondido, California, United States

Seeking:
women 38-55
Within:
50 Miles of Escondido, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm George Clooney's twin, we time-share that place on Lake Como. Got your attention?

Match realities: SB's believe PC's appear via cyber-teleportation; Percent of match has nothing to do with probability of response; Polite, sincere emails get ignored; Women are so swamped they can't sift pepper from the fly specs; Men shouldn't give compliments as telling a lovely woman she's attractive only annoys her. Kids vs no kids is a HUGE. All this makes dialog very difficult.

Me: sane, NORMAL, stable, no debt, drama, booze, drugs, criminal record, psychoses, or misogyny. All baggage fits neatly in the overhead compartment. I won't ask you for money, to move in with you next week, for you to do my laundry, or what you look like naked. Been a lot of places, done a lot of things (even guarded a bathroom for Queen Elizabeth once). No PC here, just a knight with dents in the armor who has little patience for drama, games, BS, or attitude.

You: Sane, NORMAL, HWP, and bold enough to get out from behind the keyboard to engage with a guy who falls within your general search parameters. This is the whole point, ladies. It's a process. Women's intuition has its place, but there is no such thing as valid assessment by cyber-telepathy. You fool yourself if you think you have that supernatural ability.

I'm looking for a lover (don't be coy, you are too), girlfriend and best friend who will ride shotgun for the long-haul run on the trails ahead. (I'll handle the shotgun when you drive the stage.). Shorter runs ok too.

I'm retired, still busy, still work, but I have time for you in my life. I'm fit and active, but if you roomba-zoomba, hike, spin, rock climb, wrangle 'gators and then hit the gym for your SERIOUS workout 7 days/week before your 10K run at night, you just might not have time for me. If you can't find 20 minutes to meet for coffee, you don't have time for a relationship.

I never had children, by choice. That doesn't mean I eat them for breakfast.

We can talk about half-full vs half-empty glasses, embracing life, carpe diem, loving my life, loving your life, moonlit walks on the beach, staring into your eyes, how passionate I am, and other romantic things often cited in here if we meet for coffee.

I may not contact you first. The odds are better if men let women make the first contact. If I do a drive-by flirting and compliment you on your pic or profile, please take no offense. It's not me being needy or desperate, it's me being complimentary. (Yes, I know, it's old school, so is opening doors for women, but I do that too. Just try to deal with it, please.)

If you have the steel to initiate contact, I have the common courtesy to reply, personally, even if it's "thanks, but no thanks". (Common courtesy....you recall what that is, right??)

My last 2 LTR's were with much younger women. No apologies. That makes me neither a cradlerobber nor sugar daddy, nor exploiter of unresolved "daddy" issues (puhleez). I know the older/younger thing isn't for every woman, but when it works it's very nice. So, just take a pill...

Oh, I'm truly 60, but with globs of Garnier eye cream and a good night's sleep can pass for 59, easy. I make great pasta dishes, am addicted to espresso, give a great full body massage, can drive a vacuum sweeper, an skilled at washing dishes, seldom watch sports, and have no problems handing you the remote. Please don't tell me I "can't keep up with you" until we after jog or ski together. Then you can assess. I promise not to ask you to wheel me around the grounds of the old folks' home so I can watch the squirrels.

Did you get the TMIMITW reference ? I'm not as old, nor as interesting, but in that ballpark.
Got past all the sarcasm? Great. Actually, I'm a real sweetie. Just ask around. They'll tell ya!

George ain't here :)

Interests:
Camping, Exploring new areas, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering
Sports & exercise:
Running, Skiing, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

Love me, love my cat. Hope you aren't allergic. I could be a hoarder one day--but the big ones take SO much room...:) I do volunteer work for animals, to include the big cats. If you love cats, then you know the secrets, back to the Book of the Dead

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
University of Illinois at Urbana–Champaign, Champaign, IL
For fun:

If I don't get to go skiing soon, I'm going to scream. Palm Springs, the beach, I need someone to help me hunt for buried treasure in New Mexico, I want to go to Cancun before the cartels shut down the place.....the list just goes on and on

Favorite hot spots:

So many I've been to, so many I want to return to, so many new places: Greece, Turkey, Italy, Sweden, Yellowstone, Montana, Monterey, Jamaica, New Mexico, etc, etc....it just goes on and on.

Favorite things:

Can we really talk about that kinda stuff here????

Last read:

The Tiger--A True Story of Vengeance & Survival, by John Vaillant
Next up is: 1491-New Revelations of the Americas before Columbus, by Charles Mann

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Silver, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Never
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Retired
Other profession

My career was in federal law enforcement. I went places and did things I never would have imagined. . But you see the dark side of life. It changes you. It also gives you an instinct to quickly assess people. It's not often wrong.

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
No
Probably not, No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, White / Caucasian

Very thoroughly mixed "Amurican"....:)

Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Christian / Other

I"m a Christian. I've not always lived the best Christian life, but I know the " resurrection and the life"". That said, I won't thump you with my Bible, and would respect whatever your beliefs are. I don't attend a church.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I really want to be "convservative", but Republican radicals and Teapartiers force me into liberalism.

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