Here's a science joke (since I teach 4th grade science): a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender hand him his drink and when the neutron goes to pay, the bartender says, "For you, no charge."
That will either make you giggle or annoy you and that is probably enough to let you know if you'd want to find out more about me. I don't have an endless supply of puns, but do enjoy humor, more often sarcastic, but never mean.
I love spending time with others, but am happy spending time alone as well. I love movies, TV, music, travel, reading, and playing games with friends and family. The thing I know I want most of all from a partner is the ability to laugh and carry a conversation. I also recently just started taking Krav Maga and am enjoying the fitness aspect, but also just learning something new.
To end with a pun I did make up. For my nephew's birthday, we hired a clown with diarrhea. It's was all $hits and giggles.
Even typing, I try to avoid cussing, which shows a little bit more about me, lol.