Hi. Here's me:
-I'm a pretty laid back dude. I'm not really picky about a whole lot.
-My sense of humor is a mix of stupid and smart. More stupid, though.
-I'm the oldest ever. As such, I like to do old guy things like hang in and watch movies. I do still go out on weekends, but definitely becoming more of a home body in my old age.
-I'm an advertising copywriter (like Don Draper, but less cool). I'd like you to have a job too.
-I'm the best softball player in NY state, and possibly on Earth.
-I would take a bullet for the Syracuse Orange and stupid Buffalo Bills
-I like TV shows (Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Homeland, Dexter, Game of Thrones, and my all-time favorite, Lost).
-I'm a libertarian. I think.
-Anything else, message me. Especially if you're good looking and not an idiot.