I'm beginning to think I'm asking for too much. I suppose I could try pimping on pedestrians or scouring the local night clubs, but that's not normal for some of us. Alas, my honesty and quest for REAL love has thrust me to The Mecca of Truth and Substance: The Internet. I wrote all of this because I realize great returns require great investments. The popular lame and generic paragraph containing meaningless cliches such as: "I love to laugh" and "tired of games" (I woulda schooled you at Scrabble anyway....heh) would be inappropriate because I'm neither lame, nor generic. Also, please don't hold it against me that I didn't post any shirtless, kissy faced, bathroom mirror cell phone pics. I tend to be original and do my own thing. =)
I am a Libra, which means I radiate awesomeness. =) Kind, not weak. Protective, never possessive. Sensitive and gentle, built for comfort, not speed. I'm emotionally, financially, spiritually and mentally secure. I have 10 fingers and 10 toes, all my teeth, no weird medical problems or police record, and I will never forget your birthday. I'm very domesticated, polite and cultured and your friends, parents and pets will absolutely love me. I relocate bugs instead of squashing them and I never need to be told to take out the trash twice. Resourceful and mechanically inclined, so if your car breaks and I can't fix it (maybe my arms fell off or something....I dunno), I won't let you get ripped off like everyone else. I'll watch your chick flick without complaint because I know it'll make you happy, and you're more than welcome to hold the remote. I will not start eating until we are BOTH ready to eat, I make a killer bubble bath, I don't hog all the covers, I'm housebroken, and I never, EVER leave the toilet seat up.
The not so good:
I am a Libra, which means I'll drive you nuts. =) Good, bad, or indifferent, no one will ever accuse me of being "subtle": I am ALWAYS myself.....I think fast, I speak fast, I'm sarcastic, impatient, easily annoyed and I don't take sh*t from anyone. I'm also a perfectionist, impossibly stubborn, and a little neurotic. Does any of that scare you? Don't let it....if you're fair, logical, honest and you communicate with me, you'll never meet a more genuine, kind, considerate, and passionate man. We're all human and we all enjoy "the thrill of the chase", but if I'm the only one chasing, you'll lose my interest quickly.....it's a two-way street, ladies. I've been there, done that, and I've got the T shirt, and I'm always late (but worth the wait). I'm mature and responsible when it matters, but I laugh at the stupidest sh*t and my inner child is a playful 'lil b@stard. Total gearhead....I drive too fast and I've been a textbook "car guy" since birth. I'm a night owl and I'm a pain to wake up in the morning. I swear too much and I have my own beliefs and opinions on religion and politics, but I respect people's choices. I don't kiss on the first date unless you're REALLY awesome and I rarely make the first move....I'm just not the pushy and aggressive type. And if you're not interested, HAVE THE OVARIES TO SAY SO! I call when I say I'm going to call and I expect the same from you. Wtf happened to common courtesy? f you have a ferocious appetite for intimacy, outstanding; but sometimes I just wanna snuggle, DAMMIT! My place is cold and the heater smells funny....
LOADED with personality, kind, attractive, witty, CUTE (important, hence the capitalization), sexy, smaller than me (I'm an honest 6'1" and 195 lbs.), affectionate, forthright and honest. I don't care about your income or education....I find wisdom, intelligence and charisma far more attractive. Finally, my "deal-breakers": anyone that's genuinely racist, homophobic, bitter, or negative....your miseries will never find company with me.