This little white box that can hold 4000 characters is intimidating in itself. It's not helping me figure out what to write. Nor are the "Need some Inspiration" questions. I guess you can just put the following puzzle pieces together. Maybe you will like the end product, maybe it will turn out to be a stupid cute kitten smelling a daffodil. I'm not sure. I don't actually like puzzles.
I have never seen The Notebook nor Titanic.
I believe Diet Coke is its own food group.
Bacon DOES make everything better.
I laugh every time someone says "ESPN - The ocho or 'Thank you Chuck Norris" and "I do not think that word means what you think it means." Clearly I either have exceptionally good or exceptionally bad taste in movies.
I make incredibly good cheesecakes.
I think Samantha Bee is an incredibly talented and accurate news-field correspondent.
I do not own any guns. I do own a riding lawn mower but I don't know how to put it in reverse. Or get it out of the shed. I push mow instead. Builds character.
I have a few mantras in life: 1) "All human knowledge can be contained in these two words: Wait and Hope," B) "If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane," and Finally) "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." There... now you can piece together my favorite two pieces of literature and one of my favorite musicians. Just because I don't see sappy movies doesn't mean I don't read :)
Fair and Balanced? Whatever.
Sure I'll camp with you.... at any Hilton chain you'd like. There's something to be said for a hot shower and AC.
People should marry whomever (whoever? I think it's whomever... I really do. Dang, don't send your kids to my classroom to learn English. For the record I haven't mastered lay vs. lie either) they want. Who am I to define love and marriage (that who I"m sure about).
I have two beautiful daughters who live with me.
I wish I was on the Jet Express right now... if you are judging me, next profile please.
I love Home Flipping shows, but cannot really hang a picture in my living room straight. A level? I've heard of it. Bet it's in the shed with my riding lawn mower.
Ellipticalling is a verb. I'm sure of it. I know because if it wasn't, how is it I do it? I also enjoy a good run, for distance not for speed.
See Above: i love to exercise. It has not magically transformed me into a super model. The odds were against me from the start when I stopped growing at 5' 2" inches. I wear heels often. Usually I don't fall in them. Usually.
I love Millenium Force - Front seat.
Might as well pick up a Funnel Cake while I'm there, and a Diet Coke. Oh the irony.
I believe that one should only have as many tattoos as one has degrees, starting with the H.S. Diploma.
Texas may as well abandon Austin and then leave the union.
I can drive a stick shift, no euphemism intended.
Sarcasm, wit and intelligence are a must. A little cocky, a little nerdy, a little sports crazy, a little insane all acceptable. But making me laugh - required. Stalkers need not apply.
If you made it through this bulleted dissertation and didn't laugh or think of a witty rebuttal....abandon ship... i mean the puzzle :)