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Handle:
Sucker4soccer
Essay:
Well, I tried to write the obligatory novel about who I am and what I wanted, but it ended up as sounding rather cheesy. I figured a list of my "dos and don'ts" would be easier and straight to the point. Here goes.... Dos: -open doors, then waits for others to go through first -keep my word -very dry sense of humor -great relationship with my family -cook very well -can fix just about anything around the house -like the book better than the movie, in most cases -have a job -have goals and aspirations...am going to school full-time to pursue them -must go camping at least a couple times a year -have an awesome group of friends -try to read often -I know the difference between your and you're -can beat most people on Jeopardy -have a romantic side -can listen and offer valid responses -like to travel, but haven't had many opportunities Don'ts: -take longer than 5 minutes to do my hair -wear skinny jeans or anything with sparkly objects on them -do not own anything related to UFC -juggle women...its hard enough to figure out just one -do relationships based on inequality -take things too seriously (unless the circumstances require it) -drink very often -like tomatoes...they are the devil!!! (but can do them in sauces) -eat fungus or bait (I can cook, so raw food does not pass between my lips...but you are more than welcome to) I work and am a full time student, so time is very valuable to me. Whomever I am with needs to be able to understand this. I have waited too long to pursue my career goals and still have a long way to go. I am looking for someone who can handle all of life's ups and downs without pulling their hair out....bald isn't beautiful on women. A sense of humor is a must, as well as versatility. As corny as it sounds, I want to feel like a 3rd grader who just got punched by the girl he has a crush on. If I send you a wink, sorry but its solely based on a lack of time to get creative.
Gender:
Male
City:
Peoria
State:
Arizona