The other day I was sitting outside on my deck enjoying a cool, crisp evening while watching the birds and listening to the wind playing with leaves when it hit me: every second I'm a second closer to the last day of my life, REALLY. I jumped up, slammed down my bottle of bourbon, and decided, it's now or never - it's time to embark on the adventure of my life... the adventure of internet dating!!!
I've embraced my 33 years on this planet, and can honestly say the older I get the sexier and more interesting I become. I'm a master at what I do and there is no distinction between my work and my play. I pursue my vision of excellence and live each day in a state gratitude.
My context for life is one of adventure. A sense of humor is a must and if you have zero expectations, then you will be continually surprised and never disappointed! I'm the real deal and you should be too. I'm not looking for you to "complete" me or "marry" me or "sweep me off my feet." I just want flowers every day, a 5 karat diamond and foot massages each night (that's called sarcasm for you slow learners, except for the foot massage part).
No, but seriously, I am looking for a partner in crime, who keeps me on my toes and makes me laugh so hard I cry. Ultimately one day I would like to be in a relationship with someone who has a similar view of life and really gets that living for something bigger outside of their personal "needs" creates a life of fulfillment and joy. I want to be inspired by someone who is authentic and sincere. Life's to short to be stuck on your soap box holding onto your petty problems. Email me if you are open minded, open hearted and are willing to leave the past in the past. But most importantly if you are fun, witty with just the right amount of sarcasm. Who wants to play?
P.S. For all of ya'll who were excited a chick was slammin' bourbon out of a bottle, I'm sorry to disappoint you but that was a lie. I'm more of a wine connoisseur, I enjoy a fruity pink zinfandel, preferably from a box, with ice..... ok that's a lie too... keep it classy ATL.