Here we go again...after long searches and casual encounters, I'm back on here. This time, I'm setting my standards high, and sticking to them. 1.) If you're older than my Dad, who is 50...DO NOT message me. 2.) I only like white boys. I'm just being honest here. 3.) You must have your own place, that means no mama's boys. 4.) Must have a job, "Barista" does NOT count. 5.) You must, Must, MUST like sports. It's not negotiable. No SF Giants or Niners fans please, thanks. I bleed blue. Born and raised NY GIANTS FAN!!! If you try to talk crap about my little Eli I will delete your message, so don't waste your time. 6.) I'm a grammar freak and a word nerd. If you wrote me and have improperly used the words you're/your and/or their/there/they're...Don't expect a response back. Oh, and please use spell check. Don't be lazy. You just look stupid. 7.) Bonus points to the comedians out there. Honestly, I think the thing I love most is to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills :)
Just know I'm very sarcastic and I think people need a damn sense of humor. I can be high maintainace sometimes but perfection takes time. I like to drink beer and watch sports with the guys, I actually probably know more than 90% of your friends do...Then again I'm uber girly and would wear heels to the gym if I could. I eat healthy and workout regularly. I take pride in my body and you should too!
I'm outgoing, loud, sassy, bubbly, and love to laugh. I dance around my room in my underwear and drive topless, singing, with the music blasting...in my convertible :) I don't always think before I speak, I have blonde moments and I'm known to be a klutz. I have a secret love for word searches, politics, and astronomy. Shhh! Don't tell my friends, they'll make fun of me. I'm a thinker and an over analyzer. I don't like making decisions when I don't have to and I laugh in tense situations. There you have it, me in a nutshell.