Well here goes, not looking for a hookup or someone that can drink me under the table, all done with the bar scene. Like to hang out and have a nice dinner maybe see a movie that doesn’t have talking fish and claymation for a change. I have three beautiful daughters and they are my focus but daddy would like to have some “grown up” time.
So I am going to try to have a little fun with this;
We probably would NOT be good match if…………
•You are on a first name basis with the greeter at Neiman Marcus
•You and your ex think stalking is just another way to show you care
•Doubling your medication seems to help with the voices
•You like guys that have more “bling” on their jeans than you do
•You like guys who spend more time in front of the mirror than a 16 year old girl
•You have shouted “hell yea give me another shot of Jager” in the last couple of days
•Your profile pictures were taken from the hubble telescope right after your high school graduation or your daughter is acting as a "stunt double" in them
•You have been 39 for more than 5 years
•You think Manicure and Pedicure are small towns in France
….well thats all for now not sure what the heck I am doing but here goes!
