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I hope you have a sense of humor, 'cause you gonna need it – big time... Beware: laughter is contagious and is a well-known aphrodisiac...

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65 year old man
Los Angeles, California, United States

Seeking:
women 49-63
Within:
50 Miles of Los Angeles, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (2)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Jewish
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

After spending a few months on Match, I thought I'd try something else... I decided to troll bars, jazz clubs, supermarkets and dimly-lit street corners... I figured there was a non-digital world out there to explore... And thus it was that I decided to leave Match...

So, why then did I return for another 3-month visit?

Much to my dismay, I discovered the old-fashioned non-digital way didn't work too well for me... Seemed that I didn't eat or drink enough to make the supermarket and bar model work... And then Match made me an offer I couldn't refuse... Hey, I figured, maybe I could still meet my new Matchkin mates in the local supermarket or on a dimly-lit street corner... And wouldn't THAT be something different? HA!

Incidentally, when I recently jokingly asked a prospective Match soulmate (who had read my profile) if she'd consider meeting me in the local supermarket, she was outraged. When she said I'd more chance of meeting her in a cheap motel, I was outraged. What's wrong with cheap motels?

I've also noticed that some Matchkins don't "do" coffee or drinks on a first date – unless, of course, a seriously expensive dinner is thrown in. Hadn't realized there were so many hungry Matchkins out there... Could food stamps be the answer?

So, who am I?

I was born in South Africa, but, strangely enough, I don't have an accent. That said, I'm totally tolerant of your accent – unless you happen to be South African.

I have to admit to having a strange sense of humor that you'll either love or hate. Most hate it, which is really too bad.

On the positive side, I'm curious, optimistic and love to write... On the negative side, I don't really care much for strolling hand-in-hand with anyone on freezing damp beaches... I feel the same way about climbing icy mountains; or scuba diving in warm waters with angry hungry fish; or jumping out of tiny airplanes; or browsing through mind-numbingly dull museums and flea markets... Sorry about that... So, its OK if you stop reading now... I'll understand. :-)

I've played tennis all my life... I now play three times a week with a very serious 30-and-40-something crowd... They all seem to wanna play with me and nobody's yet asked me my age, my height or if I wanna walk on a beach with them... If they do ask my age, I haven't decided whether or not I'll tell 'em... On the one hand, I've never lied about my age – ever. On the other hand, if I tell them, it might make them feel suicidal about their game. And I'd hate to have their suicide on my conscience...

I've lived and worked all over the world. I'm an international business lawyer. Left the dark side (law) some years ago to join the bright side (business) to become CEO of a music company and then CEO of an international architectural design company. Have now gone back to the dark side – where I clearly belong. I've also written three books that thrilled the very few people that read them – mainly family and close friends. These books are my best-kept secret.

From all of this, please don't assume that I'm either interesting or seriously wealthy – or that I'm a great catch. Don't wanna disappoint you, but I'm none of the above... Not even close... Now you REALLY can stop reading... :-)

So, what am I looking for?

Someone interesting and playful who enjoys a strange sense of humor...

Also looking for someone who understands that every relationship needs both intellectual and physical stimulation... In case you hadn't noticed, this is an enormously profound idea that is mine. Its original... Therefore, please don't even think of repeating it to anyone without first acknowledging its mine – and without first offering me an enormously expensive gift of some kind...

Finally, I'm really not looking for anyone to support me, but, if you insist, I promise I'll keep an open mind... I really will... Really... I promise…

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Music and concerts, Performing arts, Playing sports, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Tennis / Racquet sports
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I have an old white lab who spends most of the day relaxing and moving from couch to couch. His name is Bruce. I find him inspiring as he encourages me to exercise by following him from couch to couch...

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Like to write, listen to live music, play tennis, watch soccer and international rugby... Love to eat, drink and be merry...

Favorite hot spots:

I like west-side bars where they play live music and where you can sit outside. Don't wanna share names here in case there won't be enuff room when I wanna go there...

Favorite things:

I love being with smart and curious women who are comfortable in their own skin... And if they happen to have a sense of humor and can laugh at themselves and at me with equal relish, I'll be in love in no time... I promise...

Last read:

Very much enjoy reading the books I've written. Trying desperately to find the "The Moron's Guide to Online Dating." If I don't find it soon, I'll write it myself...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Grey
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Legal
No preference

I'm an attorney, consultant and writer. No intention of ever retiring. Plan to cure all forms of cancer and AIDS when I have a little time - and world poverty too. Will donate Nobel Prize money to charity - preferably my new religion...

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian

I come from a long line of enthusiastic but pathetically inept goat herders... Really quite sad...

Faith:
Jewish
No preference

Born Jewish. Kids went to Jesuit high school. Am seriously disappointed about organized religion's failure to recognize the sanctity that exists between a man and his goats. Am thinking of setting up my own religion. Contributions would be welcome...

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
High school, Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Studied in Johannesburg (University of the Witwatersrand), Paris (Sorbonne) and Montreal (McGill Law School). Believe you can be well-educated without ever going to college. In fact, some of the smartest and most curious people I know never did go...

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