I manage a grooming salon, so yes I play with puppies and bark at people for a living. Shameless self promotion is best served with booze....or an interview, but I suppose this kinda is an interview. I write how I talk, I save formal grammar for formal proposals and I'm not looking for marriage. That being said I've never had a one night stand or a "fling". It's just not my thing. Im not a saint and I don't judge, but you won't get me to budge. I'm corny, gaurded, loyal, and independent. I'm spontaneous, passionate, and happiest by water on a warm/hot day. Im not looking for anything in particular. I prefer to let things naturaly grow and appreciate them for what they are rather than suffocate it with expectations. H O N E S T Y and an open mind are absolutely vital qualities if we are going to get along. Also believe it or not I don't do drugs and I have no interest in them. If you do that doesn't mean we can't be friends but we most likely won't be on "the same level".
Ok blunt honesty.
I'm addicted to fruity candy, gummies! Sour patch kids, shockers, bears, worms, etc..probably a 1/3 of my calories are from candy...ill choosing candy over a smoke in a heartbeat. But aside from that its only raw fish, veggies, and fruits. I LOVE a well cooked meal and eating out but those things seem to be a rare luxury now a days. I HATE chocolate.
I work 6 days a week starting at 7 am...I love a good time but at Cinderella hour I turn into a pumpkin.
I occasionally deliver pizzas at night for 2 hours because I'm friends with the owner, I like the extra money, and I love spying on how other people live..plus who doesn't like the idea of getting paid to drive around, listen to music, and make families smile?!
I'm a certified mechanic, vet tech, I graduated high school from all girls Catholic college prep school, I'm 3 classes away from a degree, I paint, and I LOVE astronomy, biology, chemistry, physics, and psychology.
I have only been intimate including kissing with 2 people in the past 6 years..so don't rush me, I'm in no hurry to change that unless its worth it.