I'm currently seeking a fellow zombie apocalypse partner. Also someone who is not afraid to rob a bank just to make a political statement.
Make me laugh! I made a promise to match.com that I will not reply to your message if you're not what I'm looking for so don't be offended, I'm simply under a contract.
Just an update:
I have highly visible tattoos, some of you seemed to not be okay with it so there is your fair warning.
I apologize for the massive close-up of my photos. Match.com decided that not only should you get to know my personality, but my pores as well.
Things I would prefer:
A male without "Little Man Syndrome"
A man willing to skip the gym every once in a while to pig out with me.
A man willing to get on all of the Fantasyland rides at Disneyland
A male who loves beer for the taste and not the use.
A snow-lover. Too many sun-lovers out here not appreciating the other end of the thermometer.
A male with a balance of confidence and humility.
A gentleman.
A man.
Me:
I sell cars, and I love my job!
I do not have a passion for anything that requires a degree, I already love what I do and with my experience I can take it anywhere.
I'm not a romantic person, so be prepared to never need to impress me.
I love James Dean.
Chicago Bears and Blackhawks are the only teams I will ever be passionate about.
Depending on my budget I love watching sports or concerts live as often as I can.
I'm a sucker for arcades, bowling, and mini golf.
Don't mention politics or religion around me, the subjects trigger word vomit.
The members of my family are the best representation of who I am; they mean everything to me. You will know that I have strong feelings for you if you have earned the right to meet them.
BLAH! Done talking about myself. Ask me almost anything in a message, winking does nothing for me. Anyone can view pictures and click on a link to imply "look at me", but I need to be assured you have the least bit of confidence to message someone you're interested in. It starts with "hello". Thanks!
