LIKES: Witty one-liners, the crackling sound of tracing paper, driving around with no destination, the smell of a brand new video game case, Hot Pockets.
DISLIKES: Olive Garden commercials, puns, people who call non-ironic situations ironic, being without a watch, pollution and littering.
SECRETLY ENJOYS: The off purple color on the underside of a PS3 game disk
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND: The plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion, suicide by hanging.
