Here is my cover letter.....I'm seeking a female who is intelligent, motivated, confident, sexy, positive attitude and good sense of humor. I'm not looking for something part-time, I'm looking for something permanent.
Now here is my resume.....Objective: To find a female that will make me wanna shoot for the moon, so we could shine above the rest. Education: I've learned that any man could handle multiple females, but it takes a real man to satisfy one. Skills: Single, no kids, good job, good credit :) Confident, good personality, good sense of humor, goal oriented and just a well rounded dude. Experience: Karma is the baddest b***h I ever met and I don't want to deal with her again, therefore I keep it real at all times, because I want it back in return.
The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It's in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good a buddy he is with his kids. The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work. It's in how respected he is at home. The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest. It's in his Heart...that lies within his chest. The strength of a man isn't how many women he loved. It's in how he can be true to one woman. The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry.