If you got the SNL reference in my nickname, then you just won a Cuisinart toaster.....you lucky girl! As for me? I already have a toaster, thanks. And no, I'd prefer you not to "re-gift" the Cuisinart back to me.....I'll know.
As for who I am? An International Spy--HA! I'm actually a loyal and honest man who holds many interests. I love to read, write, and draw creatively. I'm a well-rounded guy--I even wrote humor columns for my college newspaper and had my own radio variety show. I wrote my first novel a little while ago and started the process of getting it published.....people seem to really enjoy my book, and I must say that writing novels is my dream job.
I'm witty, funny, and extroverted. I'm also articulate and silly at the same time. I'm a Legal Consultant in the environmental division of an engineering firm, and I'm in the process of relocating back to Pittsburgh, PA (my home town) from Richmond, VA (which I have shortened to Richy Rich......maybe that's not exactly an abbreviation). My company recently opened an office in Richmond, and I was given a tremendous opportunity to help grow the company, but now it's time to come back home. Plus, as I type this, we just got a brand new coffee maker in the Pgh office, so times are rollin' on and rollin' on!
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I have to say that I think of myself last and usually concentrate on other people's problems first. I'm compassionate, friendly, and warm. At the same time, I can be cerebral and wax the philosophic because I have a serious side too (everybody does). However, I have an awesome sense of humor--that's my strong suit. Almost everything can have a funny aspect to it.
The type of person I'm looking for is someone who equally has an open mind and a big heart like mine. I look for genuine and kind people. I also love brains--no, not to eat them like a zombie, but I love a smart woman. Grrrrowl! Also, if you're the type of person who loves it when her man lavishes her with attention and romance, then you've found your guy.
I believe in romantic chivalry (call me old fashioned that way). And to tell you the truth, I'm a type of guy that moms absolutely love if you were so inclined to take me home and introduce me to the folks. Oh, and if you have pretty eyes, then you just earned bonus points! I'm a sucker for pretty eyes. Okay, okay....you have a ton of points regardless. Plus, don't forget that toaster you won......I think UPS will be dropping it off or something--but don't quote me on that.
Hope to hear from you soon!