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I'm your NERD in Amour vs. Knight in Armor.. Seeking someone "desperate" enough for a date to go out with me at least once ! I'll even pay !

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50 year old man
La Costa, California, United States

Seeking:
women 39-55
Within:
100 Miles of Carlsbad, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Thought that SHOESALE !! would get a fashionable, yet sensible, woman's attention!

I'm your typical, arrogant, self-centered, immature, opinionated, egotistical male. I'm a recovering over-achiever-micro-managing perfectionist. I'm an exceptional Beta-Theta-Delta Male... Mostly Beta...

REALITY CHECK!

Im now 52, (no gray) and am often told there is a resemblance to the actor William Hurt - that depends on whether you know/like him or how much youve had to drink. Am told my pix not as good as in person. (believe I destroyed a camera in a past life) I have an off-beat sense of humor and a highly intuitive, creative side. I live outside the (cardboard) box... I am colorblind in my non-dominant eye from watching so many Laguna sunsets... JK !

Im a progressive, direct, playful Man and my inner child is tall enough to ride the rollercoaster of life! I value honor, integrity and generosity. I say what I mean and mean what I say. Ive taken gourmet cooking classes AND I BBQ, b/c there is danger involved... I NEVER watch SPORTS on TV or fold my socks on laundry day. My house is clean. I'll ALWAYS open doors for you, leave the seat down and tell U the truth. I am "reasonably" trainable, old as I am.

I can go activity-casual, then to "something" dress up on the same day, but need 24 hrs notice to emotionally prepare for the wardrobe change.

My spiritual life - metaphysical and DEEP! Bring a life jacket for this conversation. I believe that we all have baggage. I've taken some serious time to take a peek inside. Felt like I overpacked on this journey, now I travel with only a carry-on. (Copyright 2000) I have lived an examined life and find a lot of humor and LEARN from all my life experiences. I AM really single, no kids, no crazy Ex's and SO ready for YOU ! Really!

Who I'm looking for - a 4'16" (plus/minus), medium-maintenance, promiscuous, dominant M-W-F, submissive T-W-Th, (Im a Pisces) neurotic, passive-aggressive, obsessive-compulsive shopper to run errands, take care of household chores in lingerie and heels, providing mother-like care and personal service... JK !

REALITY CHECK!
I seek a unique woman, 40-55 with a deep spiritual and "shallow" humorous side, who believes in "A" higher power. Im especially attracted to Strong, independent, feminine Asian, EurAsian / Int'l women who enjoy being and allow themselves to be treated like a woman. (Will explain) Long, dark hair is very nice and not required.

Im seeking my Physical, Emotional, Mental, Spiritual and Passionate equal. A woman with the courage to go where she hasnt gone before and see who WE become on the other side. You have an amicable relationship with your former relationship(s) and can appreciate that I can do the same. Ive had great experiences dating women with a child and would be accepting of yours. Im NOT up for the diaper thing now. Adoption or just loving up on yours would be the best scenario, if we get to that place. I appreciate your kind letters from abroad, but 16K Km is a bit far for a 1st date! and my Gulf-Stream is in the shop! I also believe you cant make a sound choice to spend your life with someone during an 8 week progressive dating elimination TV series - Bachelor(ette) And, YOU have to find ME kind of attractive with the lights or your glasses on!

Basically, I'm the kinda guy that would put you up on a pedestal, mostly to get a better look up your skirt ! LoL!

Hopefully, you are intrigued by my deep/humorous dissertation and can imagine how much fun we'll have together, Or how much material we'll create for my future Comedy show on dating. I have written this tongue in cheek, yet a lot of truth woven within to see if you really can "see" me.
Updates: 2014
01.07: Seems my standards were a bit high.. if you have a pulse, you're golden !
01.17: Governor urged water conservation. Guess I need a shower partner !
03.06: U missed my B'day. dinner and the spanking...UoweMe?
03.28: PD match, can read-write mail

Interests:
Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Volunteering, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Skiing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Yoga, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I recently discovered that I am allergic to dogs. I thought that I just dont care for dogs. All the neediness, barking, and poop.. being chased for blocks as a young paper-boy...
I am also very sensitive to many chemicals, pesticides, and... BS.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Pisces
College:
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI
For fun:

Women say chemistry is SO important, they dont FEEL it after seeing my photos (thought I was done with that Hydrogen-Carbon stuff 30yrs ago!) Chemistry is about pheromones, SO, you cant say you dont FEEL we have chemistry if youve never SMELT me!

Favorite hot spots:

I am a sushi "a-Fish-ionado" I have a special beach for medication, er Meditation. princess, queen, goddess in profile names...Who takes these titles nowadays? Seems they are now purchased on EBay! The Cheers "title" episode still cracks me up.

Favorite things:

Game Player (Yahtzee, Monopoly) B and E, Procrastinate, daydream. Creative write Match profiles. Cereal Dater (I check for expired grain product on store shelves) Living life to its fullest sounds like it will hurt! Chocolate, the scent of you...?

Last read:

Found a card from an ex-GF, said I was 1 in a Million. Since there are 6 Billion people on Earth, ~ 30 % men, that means there's 20,000 men just like me? Not much of a compliment! As you can see, I'm not seeking someone to complete me/my sentences...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
4'11" (149cms) to 5'8" (172cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Light brown
Black, Dark brown
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
Administrative / Secretarial, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

Smart Home Technology-design home theaters and automation systems for the rich and famous. I consult small businesses across the country to be more successful/productive and to laugh a little more. I CANNOT get U a deal on shoes. I may buy u some.

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Probably not
Not sure, Probably not, No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander, Other

My friends concur with my belief that I'm an alien visiting this planet to learn more about humanity. Glass Half Full vs. Half Empty life outlook? I'm more "Hey ! this glass has Spots on it ! " Wont apologize for being so wordy, Ive got lots to say..

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Buddhist / Taoist, Spiritual but not religious, Other

I believe I have my own "hotline" to source dont need to visit a place of worship to have a man with a bad comb-over as a go between. Why fear GOD? Women looking for a man w/a good heart. Why? a $1M insurance policy takes care of things...

Languages:
English
Chinese, English, Japanese, Tagalog
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
No preference

I have a $1M education in business, spiritual life and relationships. Sometimes it Felt like it was shoved up somewhere, a silver dollar at a time, sometimes a gold ingot at a time... (hurt more) I learn new things all the time having an open mind.

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