Thought that SHOESALE!! would get a fashionable, yet sensible, woman's attention! Im your typical, arrogant, self-centered, immature, opinionated, egotistical male. Ive suffered from chronic Green Grass Syndrome,(I'll be miserable for years waiting for something better to come along) and A.D.D. in H.D. ! - I'm a recovering over-achiever-micro-managing perfectionist. I'm an exceptional Beta-Theta-Delta Male... Mostly Beta...
REALITY CHECK!
Im now 50, (no gray) and am often told there is a resemblance to the actor William Hurt - that depends on whether you know/like him or how much youve had to drink. Am told my pix not as good as in person. (believe I did something terrible to a camera in a past life) I have an off-beat sense of humor & a highly intuitive, creative side. I live outside the (cardboard) box... I am colorblind in my non-dominant eye from watching so many Laguna sunsets...
Im a progressive, direct, playful Man & my inner child is tall enough to ride the rollercoaster of life. I value honor, integrity and generosity. I say what I mean and mean what I say. Ive taken gourmet cooking classes, I BBQ b/c there is danger involved. I never watch sports on TV or fold my socks on laundry day. My house is clean. I'll ALWAYS open doors for you, leave the seat down and tell U the truth. I am moderately trainable, old as I am.
I can go activity-casual, then to "something" dress up on the same day, but need 24 hrs notice to emotionally prepare for the wardrobe change.
My spiritual life-metaphysical DEEP. Bring a life jacket for this conversation. I believe that we all have some baggage. Ive taken some serious time to take a peek inside. Felt like I overpacked on this journey, now I travel with only a carry-on. (Copyright 2001) I have lived an examined life & find a lot of humor & LEARN from all my life experiences. I AM really single, no kids, no crazy Ex's & SO ready for you! Really!
Who I'm looking for - a 4'16" (plus/minus), medium-maintenance, promiscuous, dominant M-W-F, submissive T-W-Th, (Im a Pisces) neurotic, passive-aggressive, obsessive-compulsive shopper to run errands, take care of household chores in lingerie and heels, providing mother-like care and personal service...
REALITY CHECK!
I seek a unique woman, 37-50 with a deep spiritual & shallow humorous side, who believes in "A" higher power. Im especially attracted to Strong, independent, feminine Asian, EurAsian / Int'l women who enjoy being allow themselves to be treated like a woman. (Will explain later) And long, dark hair is very nice & not required.
Im seeking my Physical, Emotional, Mental, Spiritual Passionate equal. A woman with the courage to go where she hasnt gone before & see who WE become on the other side. You have an amicable relationship with your former relationship(s) & can appreciate that I can do the same. Ive had great experiences dating women with a child & would be accepting of yours. Im NOT up for the diaper thing now. Adoption or just loving up on yours would be the best scenario. I appreciate your kind letters from abroad, but 16K Km is a bit far for a 1st date! & my Gulf-Stream is in the shop! I also believe you cant make a sound choice to spend your life with someone during an 8 week progressive dating elimination TV series. Bachelor(ette) And, YOU have to find ME kind of attractive with the lights or your glasses on. I'm the kinda guy that would put you up on a pedestal, only to get a better look up your skirt ! LOL
Hopefully, you are intrigued by my deep/humorous dissertation can imagine how much fun we'll have together.
Or how much material we'll create for my future Comedy Central show on dating.
My view of a great relationship? I get to be right ~2 times a day, like a broken clock...
I see that some of us have been "put back up on the shelf" (Eagles) Why not meet me instead of sitting home searching (reading this) for some "other" Mr.
