I am an infamous figure, often seen hurdling skyscrapers and crushing icebergs. I steal, I dodge, I spy, I try. I translate ethnic misperceptions for urban refugees. When I'm bored, I build hang-gliding kits out of lego sets. I run a large distribution syndication of supply and demand.
I slip, I slide, I fall, I ball. I write award winning diatribe. I'm a dogged entrepreneur, a bank robber of the arts, and a cause-and-effect contrarian. Lotteries fear me. I sell effective time management.
I know where the key to the lock is kept.