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33 year old man
Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, United States

Seeking:
women 25-34
Within:
50 Miles of Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Me: smartass, sarcastic, spontaneous, open minded, physically active, animal lover, family oriented - wanting kids is a must. I feel like I'm at a pretty fun/interesting time in my life. I'm old enough to be beyond all the games and nonsense that often times comes with dating when you're younger, but young enough to still enjoy all the fun that life has to offer.

You: pretty much me but with longer hair and girly parts




Some more stuff about me:

- I strive to maintain balance in life: work/play, physical/mental development, and so on.

- I'd really like to learn how to dance. Swing, salsa, and ballroom interest me the most.

- I just got a kayak last summer, so needless to say I enjoy outdoor activities.

- I've never done a mud run, but I'd very much like to try them. If you're into running and are looking for a training buddy, I'm your man.

- I love trying new restaurants. I also like trying different kinds of wine. If we could try a new wine at a new restaurant, all the better.

- Baseball is my favorite sport and I unabashedly root for the Pirates. I go to as many Pirates games as I can.

- I'm awesome at setting people up for the "Surely, you can't be serious" joke from Airplane. Sadly, this joke is lost on most of today's unwitting audience.

- I love tailgating. I will tailgate for anything: concert, sporting event, opera, PTA meeting, I don't care. If there's cornhole and cold beer, I'm there.

- I've never outgrown the desire to run through a grocery store parking lot, jump on the back of a shopping cart, and ride it to my car. Yes, I will do this if we begin to date. Yes, you will probably be embarrassed by me doing this, no matter how cool you are.

- While I possess no musical talent or ability whatsoever, I am a huge fan of music. I love talking about top artists, songs,
and albums of all time. If you're truly interested, message me for my top five artists of all time.

- There are two songs to which I will dance regardless of whether decorum and tact dictate the time and place to be acceptable: Sam and Dave "Soul Man" and Spencer Davis Group "Gimme Some Lovin'".


More about you:

- I'm attracted to women who are confident, ambitious, and strong in character, but who display these traits quietly and humbly.

- I'm looking for a woman who possesses the ability and a willingness to communicate. Communication is key for a successful relationship.

- I'm looking for a woman who knows who she is and what she wants out of life. I like a woman who is independent and has her own mind.

- Ideally, you'd enjoy a balance of going out and staying in. I love going out and being active, but sometimes there's nothing better than curling up on the couch and watching a movie.

- I'd like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. To quote Van Wilder, "Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere." There's too much fun to be had in life to dwell on the negative.

- And last, but certainly not least, a similar sense of humor as mine. If you can drop a well timed "That's what she said" into a conversation, we're off to a good start. Sense of humor is by far the most important trait I can share with someone. I love a woman with a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. There's nothing better than engaging in witty banter.



Ultimately, I'm looking for my best friend. I have a good life and great family and friends, with which I am truly blessed. I'm just looking for the right person to make everything I already enjoy in life even better.

Interests:
Alumni connections, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Political interests, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Martial arts, Running, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

"I had a parrot that could talk, but he did not say 'feed me', so he died." Ok, not really, but I love Mitch Hedberg. I actually have a cat.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Leo
College:
Penn State University Park, University Park, PA
For fun:

I enjoy working out, watching movies, discussing good music, practicing taekwondo, reading, playing poker, writing haikus, quoting Leslie Nielsen movies...you know, normal stuff.

Favorite hot spots:

I prefer neighborhood bars and restaurants. But I'm always willing to try new places. I like anywhere that has pool and darts.

Favorite things:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, the Office, South Park, Simpsons, discussions about music (message if you want to hear my top five artists of all time), corny jokes (again, message me if you're interested), writing haikus (seriously!)

Last read:

I just finished a real thriller entitled Go, Dog, Go! It was spellbinding. I don't want to ruin it if you haven't read it yet, but it has a twist ending that will leave you reeling.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
4'9" (144cms) to 5'5" (165cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference

I'm currently working as a Professional Lottery Winner, but business has been slow recently. I'm looking into possibly getting into the Professional Inheritance Recipient industry.

Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I'm half German, a quarter Irish, four fifths Egyptian, three sevenths Korean, and four fifteenths Chilean. My family reunions are AWESOME!!

Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

I consider myself very open minded when it comes to religion and faith. I continue to examine my spirituality daily.

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

I'm a Penn State grad.

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