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I drive a Buick, and I'm not a senior citizen. If that doesn't make you want to date me, I'm not sure what will. ;)

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31 year old woman
Uniontown, Ohio, United States

Seeking:
women 22-35
Within:
50 Miles of Uniontown, Ohio, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'3" (160cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

So, this is the part where I tell you a few details about me. Am I allowed to make a list? Oh, well. If not, I'm going to anyway. Yes, I'm a rebel.
-Coffee enthusiast.
-Total cereal killer. I adore breakfast in general, but I can always go for a bowl of cereal.
-I seem to fall for the feminine straight looking girls who lead me on and then tell me never mind after wasting my time. Neat. So please don't talk to me almost every single day for 6 months and tell me I'm adorable and you want to meet me but when I try to be spontaneous and romantic... You say I'm pursuing you too quickly. 6 months. Quickly?
-I have two mini dachshunds and a cat that are the loves of my life.
-Cooking and baking are like therapy to me.
-My family and friends are the best support system around, and I do my best to thank them everyday. They mean the world to me.
-I'm a doodler. In a meeting at work, you'll find more drawings than notes but somehow I still know what's going on...
-...I guess that means I'm a multitasker too.
-I love laughing, but what I love to do more is make others laugh. I'm incredibly sarcastic and have a very dry sense of humor but can be goofy with the best of 'em.
-I'm a lover of live music. I am a huge supporter of local bands and singers.
-Art, movies, and live theater make my world go round as well.
-Won't lie, I still feel like a kid in a grown-up's body sometimes.
-Staying at home, popping popcorn, and being lazy works for me, but I'm always up for trying a new restaurant or roadtrip to a random destination.

Enough about me for now. Let's talk about you...
I'm hoping to find someone that doesn't mind that I'm making another list.
-Cherishes pets, animals, friends, and family as much as I do.
-Enjoys trying new restaurants and fun eating spots.
-Loves laughing at my good and sometimes terrible jokes.
-Wants to play sports or run a 5K.
-Will have adventures with me... No matter how big or small.
-Feels that being 100% herself with me is as important as my being myself with her.
-Is driven and motivated by life in general.
-Is open, honest, and genuine but will put me in my place when I'm being stubborn.
-Will laugh at me when I trip in public.

I think that about it does it for now. Thanks for reading about me and what I'd like out of a potential partner. If you want to know anything else, just let me know.

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Football, Dancing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Yoga, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Cats, Dogs
Pet Essay:

I have two mini dachshunds. My little boy is named Wyatt while the little girl is Ruby. They're pretty stunning. I have a black cat named Izzy as well. She's not unlucky. I promise.

Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
Kent State University, Kent, OH
For fun:

For fun? Pretty much whatever tickles my fancy at the moment. Most of the time during the summer I'll be running and taking my dogs to the lake for a swim/raft session.

Favorite hot spots:

Musica in Akron is a great place to listen to live bands. Plus it's close to one of my favorite restaurants, Crave.

Last read:

Yes, I'm going to do a shameless plug for a friend of mine. I just finished for the second time "Don't Put Me In, Coach" by Mark Titus. Even if you're not an Ohio State or basketball fan, you'll probably crack up from his benchwarmer point of view.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'3" (160cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
Blue, Brown, Green
Hair:
Dark brown
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Executive / Management
No preference

I work for a large logistics/shipping company and feel blessed everyday for being part of it.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Latino / Hispanic, Native American, White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other
Languages:
I'll tell you later
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree

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