If you can make me laugh harder than i make myself, you'll have my attention. I've always believed that sarcasm and wit make the world go round and I may be the most politically incorrect human you've ever come across, though I'm always polite. I'm an emoticon and "lol" abuser and not a bit embarrassed by it. I'm also a grammar snob so if you aren't aware of how adverbs work or that they exist, please backspace whatever super cute message you've drafted thus far. I'm looking for someone who understands and appreciates both my humor and my drive. During my industry's busy season, I tend to work outrageous hours and don't have much time for living what most would call the typical Miami nightlife. I work hard in everything I do and I need someone who is well versed in balancing all aspects of his personal and professional life.
I've learned to prioritize what's important to me, namely my family, friends, and career (unparalleled, I know). I'll always manage to find time to have fun, though my idea of "fun" has evolved a bit over the last few years. I need someone who is content with either going out college hard with friends or staying in and vegging on a couch; someone who can keep up with me in playful banter and witty repartee. I welcome being challenged when it's respectful and honest. Those are really the two things most important to me in any relationship in life -respect and honesty. You should know I'm always right. Always.
My obsession with great movies and music is unmatched. I have no problem admitting I look forward to long drives merely for the ability to blare my music and embarrassingly sing (and dance, if you're lucky) along. My job revolves around unbelievable food and I have become quite spoiled. I'd be lying if I said I could cook but I order take out like no one you've ever met!
Though a dozen cliches come to mind, I'll end it like this: if you've read this and honestly feel like we'd have some sort of connection, let me know ("winking" by clicking doesn't count).
