"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
Ha! If you know what movie that quote is from, then we are most likely a match...
I never know what to say for these things, so the short version is: I'm from a very small town in NY about an hour southwest of Buffalo. I try to find the humor in any situation, but I know when to be serious. I'm looking for someone to become friends with first, and let it grow from there. I'm up for just about anything, from bar hopping, hanging out at the beach, going to dinner and a movie or just staying in. (doesn't everybody say that?) I'm looking for someone who believes that honesty is important. It seems to be a lost art in today's world... I'm not too complicated, so if you want to know anything about me, ask away...
