Unless it is MAD PASSIONATE EXTRAORDINARY LOVE, it's a waste of my time...There are too many mediocre things in life... Love should not be one of them!
Here are some very random things about me............... I never hold a grudge. I am brutally honest. I miss my father terribly. I am very comfortable being alone. I cannot ride a bike. I can drive a tractor-trailer. My Itunes libary is all over the place and I even listen to country music (yes I am from Staten Island). I am a morning person. I am sarcastic, but not mean. I would love to go back to school and study History. I think my iPhone is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I refuse to buy over the counter generic products; they must be a name brand. My best friend is my sister. I am an enabler. I always back in to parking spots. I can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards. I drink a lot of wine. I record and watch the Young the Restless everyday, even though it’s ridiculous. I watch FoxNews and am a big fan of Bill O’Reilly. I hate reality tv shows....they're so NOT reality!
I am looking for a single/divorced, caucasian man between 38-52. If you're separated, you are still married! There's no reason to lie about your age, relationship status, income or anything else. I'm not "most" girls. I don't care about such things, but I do care if you lie. No frauds, please!
I am touchy feely! Physical attraction, affection and intimacy are a must.
Oh, I'm also a sucker for a guy with a motorcycle.
If your profile states "I'm just a regular guy.....", you're not the one for me. There is nothing "regular" about me!
BTW - If you don't have a pic, don't waste your time. I immediately don't trust you! Makes me wonder what you're hiding.
UPDATE: If you live with your parents, I am not the girl for you! Get your stuff together, before you think about dating! I'm surprised that I even have to say this..... Ugh!
