Can I just copy and paste a resume cover letter here? I am a motivated self-starter seeking an opportunity to apply my results oriented skills to...
Alright really, I'm basically just a laid back and humorous guy. I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor which is hard to catch at first ... I definitely got that from my dad and grandfather. I'm curious, and I love learning new things. If I'm watching anything but the Sharks or Cubs on TV, its going to be some documentary or science show. That means tend to filled with random facts, making me awesome at trivia nights! George HW Bush made the famous claim "Read my lips, no new taxes," in what month and year? While there is no reason for knowing the answer to that, for some reason I did.
I tend to keep a simple life, yet I enjoy exploring classy restaurants and pubs. Because I'm a classy guy. Outside of the occasional birthday celebration, I'm not really into the club/party thing. Most of my nights out are spent having drinks and laughs with a few good friends. And eating. I live for spicy food, and I love hot sauce. If anyone out there knows of any that you think would light my mouth on fire, let me know!
So, I'm lucky enough to be a police officer, which is the best job I can imagine having. It really is a front row seat to the craziest show on Earth, and sometimes I even get to play a part in it. I've already got a bunch of great memories, and I'd have a bunch of stories to tell if I were any good at telling them...
Who am I looking for? As nice as being able to turn my head when you walk by might be, I really find intelligence, a sense of humor, and confidence to be the most attractive qualities in a woman. Other than those three generic qualities, I just appreciate people who are real and down to earth. And who have money, a lot of it. Preferably in liquid assets or real estate. Yes, I'm kidding. Everyone knows real estate has taken a hit.
Well I just read this profile back to myself, and if you reached this point without falling asleep, then awesome. I hate these things, and any writing I do isn't generally of the creative type. Have a great day!
