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I'm about 60% awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja monkey is? Well...you may be right.
Perhaps you'll find this description more realistic: I am active, motivated, and confident. I have a broad sense of humor and I feel that being able to laugh with someone is critical. In case you can’t tell, I have the propensity to be a little goofy. I’m a rugby player extraordinaire and I’ve been known to party like a rockstar. I live by myself, wear socks that match, and cook my own food. Oh, and my friends are incredible people... but then again, why would I be friends with them if they weren't?
In order to pay the bills I work as a Process Engineer at IBM developing next generation computer chips. I guess that means you can thank me for all of those smart-phone capabilities! Seriously though, my job is pretty badas* and I couldn’t be happier (Well, that is unless the Yankees call me in need of a subpar center fielder). It allows me to make important decisions on a day-to-day basis and they pay me to do it. Also, having a flexible schedule allows me to "work" from home a lot. It's a tough life. But those video games aren't going to play themselves.
Two of my biggest passions in life are rugby and fitness training. There is nothing more rewarding then putting in hard work at the gym and seeing it come to fruition on the rugby pitch. I think it would be great to meet someone that is also passionate about their fitness levels -- so brownie points if you're a fellow gym rat!
Random things I'm really good at:
Hearing my alarm clock and believing that it's a sound in my dream and therefore I don't actually have to wake up.
Dancing amazingly well because I'm drunk...or more realistically, dancing horribly because I'm drunk.
Math and Science.
Physical activity.
Pretending I'm playing rugby while running on the treadmill and thus sprinting OFF the treadmill. God I hate that.
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