Ok, I've finally broken down and put myself online...please don't tell my mother, she'll be ecstatic!
I'm the friend who's always ready to crack up with you (sometimes at the expense of others), run out of town on a last minute adventure and if you need it, I can cook you a badass meal! I'm looking for a partner, not a babysitting gig so gentlemen, think carefully before you write because I will tell it like it is! ;)
I love my job, my friends, my dog and my life so please, no cry babies. I'm looking for a confident man who's in the same place in his life and who also has an extreme appreciation for Will Ferrell movies. I'm a witty smart ass so I expect you to keep up with the insanity! Also my musical appreciation often deviates from Ryan Seacrest's Top 40 so please keep it interesting.
Fellas, if you've posted a picture that obviously has a girl "cropped" out of the side, I will not be interested. If you post a picture that has a "sexy" girl in it I will not Wink back. If you own any piece of clothing that is made by Ed Hardy, Affliction or even contains one piece of rhinestone then please, do not hollah at me. If you live with your parents then please, keep to yourself. If you say that people think you're funny but fail to make any jokes in your profile then I'm probably going to pass. Also, if you have no idea how to use correct grammar and punctuation then please, don't bother. I know this is a little harsh but in the words of Miss Sweet Brown, "aint notbody got no time for that!"
Yes, I will make you go to concerts. Yes, I will make you go dancing. Yes, you will have to take me to karaoke. However, I will always look my best and we'll always have fun. Trust me, I really am kind of a big deal. ;)