About me huh? I like to talk so this can get wordy. I consider myself to be a social butterfly, I can go out to dinner or a bar and by the end of the night know half the people around me but still be reduced to calling everyone buddy, boss, pal or chief (sometimes the dreaded "bro" but don't judge me bro). When I go out in my favorite places back in NJ everyone hugs me. Yes I'm from NJ, yes I'm from the shore, yes I watched the shows, no we're not like that. Don't get me wrong we’re passionate people for the most part, which is a good thing, but they really took it too far on all those shows about us. I still have my NJ hang-ups like solid bagels, properly cooked pizza, pork roll egg and cheese, the shore, Rutgers, Springsteen, EDM and overly spirited conversations with lots of hand talking.
Okay so moving on! What do I like and dislike? I like Dogs, cats are okay, I love the beach and in the summer, I can be found on one every other weekend, you can come with! I’ll help you get an awesome tan ;). I don’t mind the great outdoors but I prefer resorts over roughing it. I like warm places and not cold ones. I work out only because I have to keep my about average box closer to athletic and toned rather than a few extra pounds plus I like living, so that health thing helps with that. I see a lot of people try to show how adventurous they are on here so let me say, Rock climbing and sky diving not my thing if I'm going to fall I like to land in water not plummet to my death onto a bunch of jagged rocks. With that being said I excel at all Things Ocean related and can swim like a champ. I don't like lakes. I can cook like a champ and I also clean a mean bathroom. I like going to bars and the occasional club and I think I can dance. I love micro-brews, single malt scotch, Bourbon, hang over proof vodka and tequila but I’m big on movie night. I travel more than most and while I like new places, I'm usually happy when I get home. I root for the former World Champion New York Giants, I'm a Yankees Fan and I cheer for the Devils. (Skins, Nat's and Caps fans stop hating one day you may be good) So this is a lot of information for small talk ammo right?
I’m looking for someone who likes to have fun and isn’t pretentious. People who take themselves too seriously are my arch enemy along with hipsters. Hopefully this doesn't leave you with the impression I'm a slacker or not serious, as that's not the case, their is a time and place for everything. With that being said I like the kind of girl who gets get dressed up on a Saturday but secretly can't wait to put on a football jersey or sweatpants on Sunday. Sarcastic people are my best friends! I'm quick on my feet and love cracking jokes, especially while people watching I also love non-sensible banter, after a long day in the office my favorite conversations are the ones in which the only point is to laugh about nothing. The thing most important to me is someone who is reasonable and has an outgoing personality. Someone you can leave sitting at a table full of your friends and not have to worry about them being bored or awkward, LOL. So if I’ve kept your attention this long, and you think that we could go out and have some fun, do us both a favor and message me or wimp out and hit the wink button…lol.
