Yes, that's a banana costume. No, you can't have it.
Hi, I'm Richie. Thanks for stopping by.
I'm a pretty busy person, so online dating intrigued me. I work in the medical field (I'll be more specific later) and it has caused me to have an... "interesting" sense of humor. I tend to be very random and sarcastic. I'm the type of person that has absolutely no problem making an ass out of myself to make everyone laugh. But, there's definitely a difference between having fun and being an obnoxious a-hole, and I keep myself from becoming the latter.
I'm currently employed as an EMS Supervisor for a southern California ambulance company, and do work on the side as a medical skills instructor. I've put a lot of time and hard work into the company I work at, and see great potential for growth for the company and myself. I don't like to settle. I have short-term and long-term goals that keep me motivated and moving forward.
I'm a jack-of-all-trades, and I pride myself on being able to adapt into any situation and have bits of knowledge in various aspects of life that have helped me become successful. Need your oil changed? Sure. Kitchen sink plugged-up? Got it. Dinner needs to be cooked? I'll burn it for you. Need medical advise? I'll give you the 23 things that could be wrong with you. I love to learn and will always be interested in expanding my knowledge in any aspect that I can. Usually, I love looking into science/medical journals/documentaries, or watching a Novella and trying to brush up on my Spanish... yeah, that's it...
Wanna hear an exciting story that happened to me, recently? Of course you do!
I was at my mom's house for Easter today and I was surrounded by her 4 (yes, four) chihuahuas. They are all strangely sequentially ill-tempered and bi-polar. I was talking trash to one of them about being ugly (because they are, and I want to make sure they are aware of this fact) and it starts to growl incessantly while drooling/blinking one eye... This led to the others doing the exact same thing, one by one, like a domino-effect. Before I knew it, I was surrounded by crazed hamster-sized creatures that sounded like angry chainsaws. This was supposed to... Intimidate me? Hardly. So, I laughed. This incited a puppy-riot where no one's ankles were safe.
Friends don't let friends own chihuahuas.
Three things on my bucket list:
1. Sky dive and maintain my composure/clean underwear.
2. Chase after a flock of seagulls (not the band) and capture one. I honestly haven't thought this one through and wouldn't know what to do with it after I catch it.
3. Win a rap-battle. I'm horrible at rapping, but a mere lack of talent shouldn't stop me, right?
I am:
-Nerdy (in a sexy way, I promise)
Sarcastic
-Dorky (which is like nerdy, but MUCH less intelligent)
-Athletic (I go to the gym 5 days a week)
-Polite (I WILL race you to the door to try to open it first)
-Clumsy (I WILL race you to the door and try to open it, but trip over myself and knock over the waiter, who will dump Alfredo sauce on your favorite dress. Oops.. Sorry...)
-Logical (I'd rather talk out an issue than fight about it. Petty name calling? Shut up, idiot, I don't do that).
I'm always asked about what my "type" is. That isn't a question easily answered. I have a variety of interests and can't imagine myself going for one SPECIFIC type of woman. As long as you fit into my patented "Richie's formula of love", you should be fine.
My formula:
Sense of humor(2) (wouldn't mind drinking a beer and watching sports/PI) - Drama/Psycho ex with a knife = X
I'm looking for a lady that:
can be Dorky
is Confident (Self esteem? Yes, please)
has a Sense of Humor
Thanks for reading!
