I want you to imagine a really witty and humorous self-summary that will ensnare the senses, bewilder beasts, and could save you 15% or more on your car insurance......
In all honesty, I am genuine and not one to keep secrets. Definitely not the type to play games with peoples hearts... playing Operation as a kid scared the crap out of me. In a nutshell, I'm a chivalrous individual raised by a family of women.
Personal interests are various. I love music of all types and can play quite a few instruments... except reed instruments; clarinet, oboe, saxophone....could never get the instruments to make any other sound other than a goose being assaulted. Really love movies, domestic or international....pretty rare to find something I don't like. The exception would be torture films, not my cup of tea.
WARNING- I am greatly deficient in the ability to dance. I have recently discovered this to be a huge disappointment to my mother, apparently. At some point, though, I will have to do something about this. Only being able to perform the "white-man's overbite" does not bode well for my plans of future self-improvement and world domination.
I have a wide variety of interests, so the more things you are passionate about, the better. Note: If your passion involves drop-kicking midgets, Charter can help.
If any of this has made you smile, laugh, raise one eyebrow higher than the other, or all of the above, then send a note of salutations and let's get to know one another.