I'm just another cardboard cosmonaut diving through the sea of tranquility. My love is hard like an anagram yet soft as a compost pile. I will tip toe through your cosmic tulips, outrun the Galaxy Gestapo and still make it home for 'What's Happening!!' on TVLand. Please ignore the dust bunnies in my whiskers as I quest to mutilate your thirst with Brawndo. So, I'm setting a course for adventure and looking for another jetpack pilot with a map of the sun.