Rude, selfish, fake, mean, lie, cheat, bad, dishonest, materialistic, smell, evil, boring, judge mental, bossy, controlling, cry, soft, weak, fat, sick, careless, irresponsible, lazy, nasty, bitchey, moody, no personality, slut, closed minded, dumb, ignorant, head case, train wreck, etc etc blah blah Please do not apply!!!!
Hopefully you are the opposite of the above, if so, than please continue to read ;)
If that got your attention & you are laughing it's probably bc we would be a good match & have similar sarcastic personalities & get along great!!!