Men are like fine wines. We start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of us until we turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Thankfully, I've already been down that road, and have aged, so you'll reap the benefit without the stomping.
As I get to know you, I'd like to keep things light, fun, and pressure-free at first, as we begin exploring one another. However, a serious, meaningful and long term relationship is my ultimate desire.
To help you decide if I might be a suitable suitor, a team of experts has compiled a list, on my behalf, of the top ten reasons I am a good dating prospect worthy of your consideration. #10) His Mother and the ladies polled in an independant survey have all concurred that he is a nice, good looking guy. #9) Jacques Cousteau once said, "If he were a fish, he'd be a keeper" #8) He never fights, but if forced to, he would close cover before striking. #7) He is comfortable dressing up or down, but never prone. # 6) He never runs with scissors, especially at the airport. # 5) He knows that manogamy isn't a type of exotic wood. # 4) He knows that exfoliants aren't for removing leaves from trees. #3) He knows Men are from Mars, and Women from Venus, but enjoys defying gravity. #2) He knows it is not important that his date is as comfortable in jeans as an evening gown, but only that she has more than two sets of clothes. and now.....drum roll.... the number one answer..... 1) He will see if you are intrigued enough to find out, by your response.MY PERFECT DATE? She, (a minimum requirement), needs to be in good physical condition, with relatively low miles; a good runner. Attractive, yet easy to maintain. Garage kept not necessary. Oh, wait, that was my list when I was looking for a car.
A perfect date would be one when it mattered little what we did, or where we'd gone, only that a second date was inevitable.
