Well hello, fancy meeting you here.I know what you're thinking, and no, I'm not Ryan Gosling. I get that all the time. I've never really done the whole internet dating thing, but if it worked for Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, I thought I'd give it a shot. Now, before we proceed, I feel I SHOULD reveal something about me, so there are no misconceptions...yes, I AM incredibly adorable and extremely charming. That being said, I am in a wheelchair (how was that for beating around the bush?). I realize this may be a deal breaker, but I'm open to any questions and or inquiries.
In other me news though, I am a filmmaker, a college graduate from USC, and I know how to make some mean take out dinner. People say I'm funny and as a kid I always wanted to be a stand up comedian, but was never really good at the standing up part (see, cripple humor! Is it still awkward?). Anyway, I'd like to meet someone who is fun and artsy and can have a good sense of humor about things. I love movies, going to concerts, seeing new art exhibits, theatre, all around artsy fartsy things. I also enjoy politics (liberal) and just good conversation in general.
I think there's something to be said about people who can simply enjoy long talks. I'm just here to see what's out there and if it turns into something serious, great! Basically I'm looking for someone to have fun with, enjoys the same things as me, and make laugh til they pee their pants. So, I'm looking for someone to pee their pants with?...wait, what?
MOVIES/TV/MUSIC SECTION
Oh jeez, I could make a whole profile just on what my favorite films are, but definitely anything by David Lynch, the Coen bros, Stanley Kubrick, Coppola, Scorsese, Aronofsky, Bergman, the Pythons, the list goes on! Also, if you love Troll 2, you already occupy a special place in my heart.
TV, you must love Arrested Development and The Simpsons, but I also love 30 Rock, The Office, Lost, Six Feet Under, The Walking Dead, anything on AMC really, Glee, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and pretty much anything on Nickelodeon from the late 80s early 90s.
As far as music, I WISH I could be that guy at a hipster party who could pull out some obscure indie band in conversation. Like, "Oh, if you like Dinosaur Pancake Disco, then you're gonna LOVE The Larry King Suspender Initiative!" But I'm not that guy. I'm like, "Oh, hey have you heard of this band, Nirvana? I think if the word gets out, they're gonna be huge." I do love music though, so if you know more than me, you can teach me.
You should message me if you like to laugh, are open minded, and looking for someone to survive the zombie apocalypse with.
