10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
I fell into an algae filled lake as a child while trying to steal a star-fruit from my neighbors tree. Serves me right.
I could have been a professional tap dancer. Sure I only took classes for a year, but I'm convinced I missed my calling.
I had an argument with someone once about a snow globe. He didn't want me to shake it, and I shook it anyways.
I've backed my car into a pole on more than one occasion. I blame the pole.
I spend a large part of my day trying to rhyme words that you'd never think of rhyming. It's my job.
One of the hottest things a guy can do for me is change my tire.
I met someone who could tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue. I made the same attempt for two full days. I did not succeed.
Sometimes I put earphones in to pretend like I’m listening to music, but I’m really eavesdropping on other people’s conversations. Shhh! Don’t tell anyone.
I once bought a red stapler in defiance at a job. Luckily, they never saw Office Space.
Pandora and I are in a fight. She thinks I like Jack Johnson.
