Hello Internet Person,
I am looking for a life partner, an intellectual equal, a life co-adventurer, an independent individual that is both driven and laid back, that enjoys the small things in life and doesn't take anything too seriously. Someone that wants to travel the world but also can consider a trip to the grocery store a great adventure! Basically the beginning of the movie UP, but hopefully our lives together lasts longer than five minutes. Squirrel!
If you came upon my profile because you already received a message from me, what are you waiting for?! You already got your golden ticket - just go straight to messaging me back! Also avoid any Three-Course gum, golden egg chutes, and floating in rooms with large fans. If that does happen, remember to burp.
If you're just browsing, I want to make it easy for you to know if we're a match. The following section contains point values. Your score at the end determines our fate as lovers and life partners! If it's over 100, we both win! Having worked in a microbiology lab for a summer, I now know science - this is science! Trust it.
If you like outdoor and physical activity, add 112. I play soccer and tennis several times a week, and do Yoga at least once a week. Living a balanced life is critical to happiness. Plus 97 for being happy! I just moved out here last year from the Midwest and the sunshine here is AMAZING. If you also prefer sunshine over cloudy days, plus 61!
*I* have never been sarcastic in my life, but I value someone that can be. I find it humorous. Actually, *any* ability to and desire of laughing gets you an additional 83. In fact, as a sneak preview of the quality of humor I can deliver, the following is a joke and the punchline is at the end of the next paragraph: What's brown and sticky?
For every show on my profile list that you also enjoy, plus 50. Add 2012 if it's Firefly. I like adventure, but reading and watching movies/good shows is a great way to relax! I work hard at a job I love and sometimes you just need some down time. A stick! Bahahah.
Breakfast. Plus 20 if you agree.
I'm not superstitious, but I *do* feel that there's no way EVERY type of food "cooks" perfectly at multiples-of-ten seconds. Spice up your life like I do, next time instead of warming something up for 30 seconds, go up to 31 or 34! It's the next step up in living life to the fullest. Plus 77 if you're still reading, since you obviously aren't a multiples-of-ten aficionada.
If you also hate when your bar of soap splits in two because you've been using the middle a disproportionate amount, add 58 to your point total. This may or may not have just happened to me before writing this profile. You see what I did there? Strategically placed the fact that I bathe into my profile. Really, is it possible to be better matches than the two of us?! No.
You might have figured out my scheme with this match system - if you're breathing and reading this, you probably passed. The reason for that being that I have no idea who my perfect match would be or what they would enjoy, since I haven't met them yet! The only way to find out is to get the conversation going, meaning you should message me! If you don't, there's a very high chance you're going to go through the rest of your life thinking 'how much more amazing would life be if I had messaged that bald dude on match?!'. It's not something you want to live with, trust me; I've not messaged a bunch of bald dudes.
